*If it happens, it must be possible.
(Murphy's Laws)
*Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
*If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
(Schmidt's Law )
*Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers
*It's only illegal if you get caught..
*Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world.
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*Trying is the first step towards failure
*There's no "I" in "team", but there's one in "Kiss my ass!"
*Love your enemies, they'll hate it!
*The statement below is true
The statement above is false
(Psychological Paradox)
*All wisdom ends in paradox
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