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Aan de Bar... Onder het genot van een denkbeeldig drankje kun je hier alles kwijt wat je nergens anders kwijt kunt. En het hoeft nergens over te gaan. Spammen en flamen is echter ook hier niet toegestaan! |
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6 January 2007, 18:15 | #1 |
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An Italian, a Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, “You're in charge of sweeping.” To the Irishman he says, “You're in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You're in charge of supplies.” He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand.” So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, “Why didn't you sweep any of it?” The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.” Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.“ The Irishman replies, ”Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him neither.“ The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... ”SUPPLIES!! |
6 January 2007, 20:01 | #2 |
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hahahaha ik zit gewoon hardop te lachen
wat een goeie kut grap
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6 January 2007, 20:10 | #3 |
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lol! Die is vet!
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6 January 2007, 20:22 | #4 |
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ghehe
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6 January 2007, 20:43 | #5 |
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6 January 2007, 20:52 | #6 |
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wou net zeggen
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zuurkool ≠ koolzuur Dat je het weet. |
6 January 2007, 20:53 | #7 |
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ha-ha...HA!!
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6 January 2007, 22:41 | #8 |
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deze is bijna net zo grappig als die kindjes in afrika met aids
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6 January 2007, 22:48 | #9 |
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ik kende em al maar hij blijft leuk
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Uw advertentie hier? |
11 January 2007, 13:51 | #10 |
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whahaha goeie!
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11 January 2007, 14:32 | #11 |
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Haha beetje flauw wel
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11 January 2007, 15:02 | #12 |
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