Quotes thread.

[Amnesia]

Aangezien ik geen quotes thread kon vinden.

En ik quoten toch erg leuk vind.

Heb ik er maar even eentje aangemaakt.

(Als er een al een algemeen quotes thread is, zet hier dan even een link neer ofzo )

Dus!
Post hier alle quotes die jij leuk/grappig/rakend/whatever vind.

'We once succesfully breeded a bulldog with a shi-tzu'.
'That's uhh.. weird. Hehe.'
'Yeah.

We called it a bullshit'.
-Dumb & Dumber.

[Amnesia]

'In case I don't see you again.

Good afternoon, good evening and good night.'
-The Truman Show.

[the_darkness]

"Fuck it dude, lets go bowling"

The Big Lebowski

[Deegbal]

"I can't think of a fuckin' text" (of iets in die geest)

The seed of Chucky

[Amnesia]

'Fuck'.

-Bijna de hele film 'The Big Lebowski'.

[the_darkness]

'Dude!"

The Big Lebowski

[Amnesia]

'Oh my god, I cared so little, I almost passed out'.

-Scrubs.

[Deegbal]

"Oh my God, he killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!"

South Park

[blabla1993]

dat deze er nog niet in staat

Why so serious?

[Amnesia]

Origineel gepost door blabla1993

dat deze er nog niet in staat

[Amnesia]

'Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?

Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.

Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."

Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to.


Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you. '

-The Dark Knight.

[Amnesia]

'Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?

Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

-

Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.'

-Ze Dark Knight.

[Deegbal]

"I'll make him an offer, he can't refuse..."

The Godfather

[Deegbal]

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you'r gonna get"

Forrest Gump

[Deegbal]

Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
Forrest Gump: Like me.
Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.

Forrest Gump

[Deegbal]

''When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.''

Donnie Brasco

[Deegbal]

Gandalf: Many of those who live, deserve to die and there are those who died and deserved to live.

Lord Of The Rings

[Deegbal]

"My name is Bond, James Bond"

007

[Deegbal]

"I once shot a cow with a bazooka, but I'm not proud about that"

Yesman

[Deegbal]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

Southpark

[Amnesia]

Origineel gepost door Deegbal

Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
Forrest Gump: Like me.
Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.

Forrest Gump

Goeie film.
Leuke quote, ook.

[Amnesia]

'Bestiality? Jolly good!'

-Blackadder 2.

[Sander]

The're taking the hobbits to Isengard

[Amnesia]

Origineel gepost door Sander

The're taking the hobbits to Isengard

Hebben ze een liedje over gemaakt.
Zo flauw.

'Get out of there, wilson. I can hear you caring.'
-House. M.D.

[De-Emo]

'Get out of there, wilson. I can hear you caring.'
-House. M.D.

Fantastische serie, House.

GS-14 FBI Agent David Park: "Nothing good comes from waking ghosts. "
Lt. Horatio Caine: "But if you can wake them, maybe they are not ghosts".

CSI Miami, season 3, episode 22 "Vengeance".

[Amnesia]

Origineel gepost door De-Emo

Fantastische serie, House.

GS-14 FBI Agent David Park: "Nothing good comes from waking ghosts. "
Lt. Horatio Caine: "But if you can wake them, maybe they are not ghosts".

CSI Miami, season 3, episode 22 "Vengeance".

Agreed.
CSI Miami ook.

'Wilson: "If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?"

House: "I didn't. Just wanted to see if you would give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you draw the line."

Wilson: "You're ... you're trying to...objectively measure how much I value our friendship?!"

House: "Hey, it's five grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of."

-

Wilson: "I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, see where you draw the line."

-House M.D.

Go Wilson!

[Sander]

Origineel gepost door Amnesia

Hebben ze een liedje over gemaakt.
Zo flauw.

'Get out of there, wilson. I can hear you caring.'
-House. M.D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&v=uE-1RPDqJAY

[Amnesia]

'I've got a jar of diiiirt.
I've got a jar of diiiirt.
I've got a jar of diiiirt.
And guess what's inside iiit.'
-Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest.

[DKVTTZWN]

Origineel gepost door De-Emo

Fantastische serie, House.

GS-14 FBI Agent David Park: "Nothing good comes from waking ghosts. "
Lt. Horatio Caine: "But if you can wake them, maybe they are not ghosts".

CSI Miami, season 3, episode 22 "Vengeance".

Caine is een zwaar irritant lelijk ventje met een kutkop en slechte one-liners.

House schopt wel kont.

[Deegbal]

Origineel gepost door Amnesia

Goeie film.

Ckers

OT;

'I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.'

South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

[blabla1993]

Ik moet house nog steeds gaan kijken, maar mn HDD is vol.

Eentje die ik een keer zag:

Congratulations, you have cancer!

-House

[DKVTTZWN]

Dat is een briljante quote.

House: "Sorry, up late. Internet porn."
Chase: "How come you're not in your office?"
House: "Because there is a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off. "

[blabla1993]

There's been a lot of porn piling up on the internet lately .. doesn't download itself.

-House

[DKVTTZWN]

Foreman: "Her oxygen saturation is normal."
House: "It's off by one percentage point."
Foreman: "It's within range. It's normal."
House: "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin."

[Deegbal]

"Forget about it"

-Donnie Brasco

[Deegbal]

"Respect my authority!"

"If we still live tommorow morning, we know we're still alive"

South Park.

[De-Emo]

Suspect: "So I'm human."
Lt. Caine: "It's a shame that there's not a swab to confirm that."

Vanavond begint seizoen 7 in Nederland. Eindelijk wordt de moord op Horatio opgelost.

[DKVTTZWN]

Ik HAAT die vent. Laat 'm doodgaan...
WACHT? Hij IS dood? Echt waar? Geen nepmoord? Fuck yes

[Chrizlybeer]

It's time to kick ass en chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.

-Duke Nukem

[Chrizlybeer]

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck


Shut up and die

Beide wederom van Duke Nukem, mijn heer en meester

[Mr. Macphisto]

'Weet je hoe ze mij in het witte huis noemen?
De Plaag.'

'Toen mijn vader op sterven lag, las ik hem in het ziekenhuis de laatste paar weken shakespeare voor, hij hield van shakespeare. Zodra ik de Bijbel pakte, keek hij mij fronsend aan en zei; Fuck off! '


Boner.