Leuke site

[Microshit]

Ooit al eens willen chatten met een compleet vreemde?

Ga naar http://omegle.com/ en klik op de grote blauwe knop en je komt direct in contact met een compleet onbekende waardoor je de lijpste gesprekken kunt krijgen

[blabla1993]

Word wel regelmatig geraid door mensen van een bepaalde site.

[Microshit]

Welke dan? Heb zelf tot nu toe nog maar 2 gesprekken kunnen houden 1 met een maffe gast die t gesprek stopte toen ie ontdekte dat we beide jongens waren... en 1tje met een meisje uit gouda die niet kon stoppen over paaseieren te praten

[Mr. Macphisto]

Ik ga iemand uitschelden denk ik.

[Mr. Macphisto]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u live ?
You: hi
You: i live in Peru
You: you?
Stranger: how old r u`
You: i'm 17
Stranger: cool
You: and how old r u?
Stranger: i'm from finland
Stranger: 15
You: finland is cool
Stranger: i hate finland
You: why?
Stranger: i just dont like it
You: the weather or the people?
Stranger: every thing in finland
You: Maybe,
Stranger: mm
You: you can put a bomb on it?
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[Icarus]

Ga ik ook eens doen.
Moet je je email adres intypen ?

[Mr. Macphisto]

nee

[Icarus]

Ik kan het niet,ben veel te verlegen.

[the_darkness]

Origineel gepost door Icarus

Ik kan het niet,ben veel te verlegen.

Ik ben ook nooit zo happig op dat soort dingen hoor

[Icarus]

Vriendelijk doen kan ik wel.Maar opeens zonder reden beginnen schelden ofzo..nee dat kan ik gewoon niet. Is niet echt mijn ding.

[Deegbal]

Ik ga het ook eens proberen.

[Deegbal]

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You: hI!
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: hi!
You: * Nl, you? ^^
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: from france
You: Nice
Stranger: what's Nl?
You: Neokombaka
You: Its in Afrika
You: How do U like France?
You: I've been in paris once
Stranger: neokombaka doesn't exist
You: It's a town
You: Or better, a village
You: It isn't very big
Stranger: haha ok
You:
Stranger: what acountry?
Stranger: country*
You: A little village in Rwanda
You: You know that country? ^^
Stranger: of course i know
Stranger: kigali?
You: It's the name of my tribe.
You: It's nearby Kigali, yes
You:
Stranger: are you a fake? or a real member of a tribe in rwanda?
You: I'm not fake... A few years ago, my father died, because of the Tutsi's... They killed him...
You: You know the fight between the Hutsi's and the tutsi's, dont you?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: do you know Corneille
Stranger: ?
You: You mean the singer?
You: Ofcourse I know him
Stranger: yeah the singer
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En ik had nog een gesprek met iemand, die wou neuken. Maar na een tijdje verliet ze het gesprek zomaar.

[Deegbal]

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol.

[Icarus]

Zoveel mensen van Finland ?
3/4 van de mensen die ik sprak kwamen van Finland.

[Deegbal]

Ik ben nu met een meisje uit Rotterdam bezig.

[Icarus]

Gelukzak.Ik kom alleen mensen uit Finland tegen.En dan nog iemand uit Japan.

[the_darkness]

Origineel gepost door Deegbal

Ik ben nu met een meisje uit Rotterdam bezig.

wel veilig he?

[Deegbal]

Wees maar niet bang.

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: were oyu from
You: I'm from Greenland, and you?
Stranger: holland
You: Ik ook
You:
You: Hoe gaatie?
Stranger: waar in nederland
You: Groningen, jij?
Stranger: goed met you
You: Goed
Stranger: rotterdam
You: Ben je een jongen of een meisje?
Stranger: meisje en jij
You: jongen
You: Neuken?
Stranger: hoe oud ben je
You: 14
You: En jij dan?
Stranger: ik ook
You: Neuken?
Stranger: nee bedankt
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[Icarus]

Haha.

[Deegbal]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: How are you? ^^
Stranger: how are u?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
You: Where are you from? ^^
Stranger: France
Stranger: and you?
You: I'm from Russia
You: Do you like France?
You: I've been in Paris once
Stranger: you're my first russian on omegle!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: did you like it?
You: Hells yeah!
You: I loved it
Stranger: i don't live in paris but Paris is a nice city
You: I've been on the eiffel tower
You: It sure is
You: Where do you live, in France? ^^
Stranger: where do you live in Russia?
Stranger: Marseille
You: Ah, more to the south
Stranger: yeah
You: I live close to China...
Stranger: aaaa
Stranger: eastern russia!
You: Yes
You: I like it there (:
Stranger: and what city?
You: Khabarovsk
You: You know it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Allready thought so, nvm
You: But,, i g2g
You: sorry
Stranger: and I am more sorry because I have to go eat
You: XD
Stranger:
You: Cya!
Stranger: I like russian people
You: Have a nice dinner!
You: I don't
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: really?
You: I really don't
Stranger: why?
You: Because they don't know how to fuck, and I hate Poetin
You: You see?
You: But have a nice dinner
Stranger: I don't really like Putin too
Stranger: but i have to go
You: The asshole,,, He's the second Hitler
You: Bb!
Stranger: have a nice evening
You: U 2
You: And have a nice eastern
Stranger: bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Saai.

[Icarus]

[Deegbal]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from? ^^
Stranger: just outside nyc in new jersey usa
Stranger: and you?
You: I'm from France
You: You like it, in nyc?
Stranger: yeah, it's great. very fun. awesome people
You: Nice. (:
You: I hate French people
Stranger: i went to a nudist party over the weekend which was interesting
You: Was it?
You: I live in a nudist village.
Stranger: yeah. was at someone's apartment. the rules were simple. just get naked and have a good time.
Stranger: seriously? cause i love nudism and live nude at home
You: Me too, i'm going naked to school... I just love it.
Stranger: come on. are you kidding? because that would rock
You: It sure does...
You: Except one moment...
You: Last tuesday I got an erection in the lesson
You: That did pretty suck
Stranger: ah yes. that happens to me a lot
You: How do you handle that?
Stranger: i'll either find a bathroom to masturbate or just put my hand over it and hope it goes away
You: That's a good sollution, i'll try it next time...
You: (:
Stranger: being naked is great though. i really enjoy the feelling
Stranger: do you live alone?
You: Me too, it really makes you feel free
You: No, i still live with my parents. ;(
Stranger: i live alone but i was raised nude at home
You: Incest?
Stranger: some fooling around with my sister thats it
You: Ah, i did the same ;P
You: But... that's all in the game. (:
Stranger: yup. it's pretty common with nudist families
Stranger: im glad we did though. was a fun way to be at home
You: Yeah.... If everyone likes it, there is not really a problem, is there?
Stranger: i agree.
You: I did once suck my sister... It was a pretty nice time
Stranger: very cool. yeah, we did that a llot. also, my mom would let us masturbate at home
You: My mom always watched me mastrubating...
Sometimes, on a cosy evening, we all went down, mastrubating together
You: Did you guys do that as well?
Stranger: we did, yes. usually in the living room while watching tv
You: Same, same...
You: I love it, that I finaly found someone which can talk with me about Nudism
Stranger: yeah man. this is great. i love talking about it. my favorite subject
You: Same, same...
Stranger: it's a big part of my life and i love it
Stranger: do you have yahoo chat?
You: Same... I think that it should be more accepted in the world
You: No, i don't have yahoo
Stranger: i think so too and i think incest is normal
Stranger: AIM?
You: Incest is normal for sure... I don't get why people talk so strange about it.
Stranger: if people in your family are both comfortable with it, then it's no problem
Stranger: when i was young, my sister was the one who wanted to play with my dick. so she asked
You: Look, that's the way it is completely normal
Stranger: my mom just said, if you two play with each other, just be careful and don't get her pregnant
You: XD
You: My mom always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, fuck your sister if you both want to
Stranger: haha good one
You: ;P
Stranger: do you have any instant messenger?
You: No, sorry.
Stranger: oh ok.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm 16
Stranger: im 30.
Stranger: so yeah, i've been a nudist for a while
You: Hehe...

Does it matter?
Stranger: nope
You: (:
Stranger: how old is your sister
You: My sister is now 29
You: There is quite a difference
Stranger: oh wow. does your dad know you both go naked together and enjoy each other?
You: Yes, he knows....
You: When I was 7 she allready played with my peepee
Stranger: thats cool
You: It sure is (:
Stranger: does he go naked too?
You: Yes... Sometimes when I come home from school, he's fucking my mom
Stranger: cool
You: Yes...
Stranger: have you fucked your sister?
You: How about u? Did you father accept it?
You: I have
Stranger: he did, yes.
You: He accepted the fooling around with your sister as well?
Stranger: no. my parents onlly think we masturbate together but that's it. they don't know that we fuck also
You: Aww.... you think they would accept it?
Stranger: not sure. im sure they wouldn't be too mad about oral sex
You: Why would they?:
Stranger: right. im sure they'd be fine with that
Stranger: they've seen my sister lay on my lap and have my dick resting on her face before
You: And how did they react?
Stranger: no big deal. my mom thought it was cute
You: (:
Stranger: im really horny now
You: Are you?
You: Me 2...
Stranger: yup. im hard and jerking off
You: (:
You: But... I g2g
Stranger: no prob man. nice chatting with you
Stranger: good to meet a fellow nudist
You: It was good.. I loved talking with you
Stranger: enjoy!
You: Bb!
Stranger: ciao

Omg.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Erwin.

[Icarus]

My hero.

[Deegbal]

It's a honor to be your hero.

[Icarus]

[Deegbal]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you?
You: Fine, thanks for asking! (:

Where are you from? ^^
Stranger: holland, you?
You: Ik ook
You:
Stranger: whaha
Stranger: meisje of jongen?
You: Jongen
You: Jij?
Stranger: meisje
You: Neuken?
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Ghehe.

[Microshit]

Zit nu al een hele tijd te kletsen met een Finse chick... zijn er veel van hoor

minä rakastan sinua betekent "ik hou van jou" voor degenen die het willen weten

[Deegbal]

Nu een saai gesprek met een kerel die zich geen echte braziliaan voelt.

[Deegbal]

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Stranger: hai
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm fine
You: Good (:
You: Where are you from? ^^
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u?
You: Ah, nice (:
You: I'm from Japan
Stranger: tokyo?
You: Hiroshima
You: Rio de Janeiro?
Stranger: no
You: Ew.
Stranger: santos - sao paulo state
You: Ah, like it there?
Stranger: how old r u?
You: I'm 14
You: u?
Stranger: i like japan =)
Stranger: i'm 18
You: I don't
Stranger: y?
You: I don't like Japan. ;(
You: Do you like Brasil?
Stranger: why? =O
Stranger: no, i dont lol
You: why?
You: Because Japanese people all have the same eyes.
Stranger: i dont feel like a true brazilian lol
You: I don't fucking know anymore who people are
You: Why don't you?
Stranger: i dont love footbal,
You: Don't you?
Stranger: i dont know dance samba
Stranger: i dont like carnaval .-.
You: You don't?
You: Why not?
You: You can learn samba
You: (:
Stranger: i'm shy
Stranger:
Stranger: are u student?
You: I am (:
You: You too?
Stranger: i finished my studies on high school,
Stranger: sorry about my english
You: That's no problem
Stranger: in brazil
Stranger: to be admited in university , brazilians have to taka a test called 'vestibular'
Stranger: but last year i failed -___-
You: And you didn't make it?
You: Ew.
Stranger: this year i'm studying for the next one D:
You: Succes1
You: * !
Stranger:
You: I hate japanese studieing
Stranger: the univ. that i want has a hard test vestibular...
Stranger: universidade de sao paulo
You: So you have to study really much
Stranger: ya
You: Good luck!
Stranger: it's the top1 univ of brazil
You: Wauw!
Stranger: but...
Stranger: i dont know what do in my life lol
Stranger: i thought about study economic science
Stranger: engineering
Stranger: medicine...
Stranger: i dont know .-.
Stranger: i'm confused
You: Eahm... you could be suicide bomber? It's an easy job, and you get 40 virgins
Stranger: lol
You: Not?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: it's a solution ^^'
Stranger: and u
Stranger: what u want to do in ur life?
You: Allright, if you decide to take my job, mail me I-wanna-be-a-suicide-bomber@hotmail.com
You: What I wanna do?
Stranger: have u thought about it?
Stranger: ya
You: I wanna be.......
You: Eahm..
You: a...
Stranger: anime creator? lol
You: That's a good job
You: My grandpa made Elfenlied
You: you know it?
Stranger: erh... no
You: No, I'm gunna be a kungfu master
Stranger: luls
You: It's a very famous anime
Stranger: the last anime i saw was death note D:
You: And when I am kungfu master, i'm gunna attack the russian people
Stranger: japanese people dont like russians?
You: The last one I saw was Bleach
You: I freakin' hate the russian people
Stranger: why?
You: Because their names are so hard do say
Stranger: lol
You: Borovski
Stranger: mendeleiv
You: I can't freakin say it
You: So if I am kungfu master, I'm gunna attack the russian
Stranger: brazilians hate argentines
You: Do they?
Stranger: ya
You: Dutch people hate German
You: And Belgium people
You: My second country is The Netherlands
Stranger: everybody hates somebody
You: For sure
You: Do you hate Argentines?
Stranger: hum... it's only a rivality
Stranger: i dont have nothing agaist they
You: (:
You: I hate African people too
Stranger: u said u dont like japan, didn't u?
You: I did
Stranger: why?
You: Because Japanese people all have the same eyes. You: I don't fucking know anymore who people are
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u native japanese?
You: No, I'm Dutch.
Stranger: ah
You: I prefer The Netherlands
You: Because
You: they
You: have
You: cheese
Stranger: why are u there?
You: Why I am in Japan?
Stranger: ya
You: Because I wanna be a kungfu master
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yes.
You: My master is a very good person
Stranger: good luck ;]
You: Thank you
You: You know the movie Karate kid
You: * ?
Stranger: yes, it's a clasic
Stranger: mr myagi
Stranger: xP
You: You can compare my teacher with him ;P
Stranger: wow
You: And when I am finished, I'm gunna attack the Russian people
Stranger: rofl
You: You know Bruce Lee?
Stranger: u really hate russians =o
Stranger: yes
You: Yes, their stupid names
You: My master is the son of the brother of Bruce Lee...
You: I'm so glad I could be his student
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i have to go now =(
You: Ok, bb!
Stranger: bye
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Voor het geval het mensen interesseert.

[Microshit]

loool

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Stranger: hey
You: hello =0
Stranger: sup?
You: relaxxxx
You: you?
Stranger: nice, same here
You: where're you from?
Stranger: richmond VA
Stranger: u?
You: holland
Stranger: wow
Stranger: long way
You: VA is Virginia.. right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so wats ur name, or nickname or watever u go by
You: that's far from here yeah
You: nickname is Microshit but real name is Maarten
You: yours?
Stranger: justin
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nog 1 (stukje weggelaten)

Stranger: fun fun
Stranger: shit teacher coming around

[blabla1993]

...


jullie geloven serieus dat er meisjes daarop zitten?

[Microshit]

Ok dit was best droog:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi there =)
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine.. and you?
Stranger: great!
You: why so?
Stranger: uhm I've got a nice day =D
Stranger: Do you want to tell me where you live?
You: I live in Holland... and where're you sitting right now?
Stranger: haha I also live in Holland =D
You: ow dan praten we maar nederlands
You: gaat veel makkelijker XD
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[Microshit]

You: where do you live?
Stranger: in a land of polar bears
Stranger: ...or so they say
You: greenland?
Stranger: havent seen any yet
Stranger: nope
You: antartica?
You: russia?
You: canada?
Stranger: do you think im some kind of eskimo?

Weer een Fin

[Deegbal]

Origineel gepost door blabla1993

jullie geloven serieus dat er meisjes daarop zitten?

Is dat niet zo dan?








Tuurlijk geloven wij (ik tenminste) daar geen hol van.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Ik ook niet,

of ze zijn heel dik en lelijk.

[Mr. Macphisto]

You: fu
Stranger: yo
You: die in a fire
Stranger: ok
Stranger: why?
You: and shit like that
You: because i'm so high
You: damn
Stranger: eat a choclate bar, it'll make you feel better
You: No man, chatting will
Stranger: okey dokey
You: where the fuck you from? I'm from holland
Stranger: the closet
You: you came out of the closet?
Stranger: its nice in there
You: gay?
Stranger: i even have my own vent!
You: wow.
Stranger: no where near, darling
You: I'm in the desert
You: and have a laptop with wifi.
Stranger: wow, thats noce
Stranger: is it sandy
You: shit is great here.
You: yes
You: and i just farted
You: damn.
Stranger: do you have to wee in hole in the ground when you wnat water?
You: No.
Stranger: does it s,mell heathy?
You: I catch a monkey and attach it to a three.
Stranger: cool
You: It will break himself loose and dig for water
Stranger: what do you attach it with
Stranger: immpressive
You: a rope and a tacker.
Stranger: cool
You: witch closet are you?
You: tell more.
You: damn i'm so high
You: *wich
Stranger: its made a corregated iron and cardbaord
You: wtf.
You: that's some cool stuff
You: can i fuck your sister?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i belive you are jealous
You: yes I am
You: i admit
Stranger: she's sat right next to me
Stranger: want me to ask?
You: sure
Stranger: she said why are you talking about me
You: i want to rub peanutbutter all over her en make her scream.
You: she is hawt.
You: i guess
Stranger: yummy
You: come over
Stranger: she likes peanut butter
You: Ok.
Stranger: your a bit of a creep if you think that'll make her scream though
You: sure man
You: kthx bye

[Deegbal]

Ghehe.


* which

[Mr. Macphisto]

klopt. Maar ik was 'high' hé.

[Deegbal]

Ah. Ghehe.

[Vollemaan]

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Stranger: Hallo?
You: Hallo?
Stranger: FUCK YOU PIG
You: WOW


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Boo.
You: Boo
You: Lets hook up
You: even if you are a boy
You: or man
You: or w/e
You: I wanna hook up
You: right now
You: take me
You: get me
Stranger: Now that, my friend, is desperate. Goodday
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Whahahaah omfg wat een geweldige chats

[Deegbal]

[Mr. Macphisto]

Ik had net een gozer uit Brazilie wijs gemaakt dat we hier dronken en stoned naar school kunnen. ( wat enigzins ook waar is. ) Hij stond paf. En hij zei dat Brazilie helemaal niet leuk is en dat carnaval daar een feest is omdat ze dan dronken mogen zijn zonder te worden opgepakt door de coppa's.

[Deegbal]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Wanna fuck?
Stranger: Sure
You:
You: Are you m/f?
Stranger: 17/M/US.
Stranger: You?
You: 11/V/NL
Stranger: V?
You: V
You: F
Stranger: Ah.
You: * F
You: It's V in Dutch
Stranger: Netherlands??
You: Yes
Stranger: Nice.
You: America?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Not nice.
Stranger: You got a webcam?
You: Is it true all American people are fat?
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Just most of us.
You: Ew.
You: Webcam?
You: Yes
You: my msn is; maschaverschuren@hotmail.com
Stranger: Your either a fat republican.
You: Me?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Lol
You: Pfiew
Stranger: I was sterotyping Americans
You: Ew.
You: I prefer Obama
Stranger: Or a skinny, democrat.
Stranger: Really?
You: I do
You: I hate mc cain

En toen ging ik slapen.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Stranger: hi
You: Amrica?
Stranger: yes
You: I hate Obama
You: I shit on him
Stranger: why?
You: He is a dick stroking a dog in his yard.
You: that.
Stranger: i dont understand, you dont like him because he bought a dog?
You: Yes.
You: I hate dogs too?
You: And you?
Stranger: i think its better to have a black jesus stroking a dog in his yard than an illiterate imperialistic hillbilly who starts wars to make his family and friends rich
You: I only have camels
You: I'm in thundra with laptop wifi
Stranger: i like dogs, never had a camle, what are they like as pets
You: You can't milk them
Stranger: where is thundra?
You: and they don't have wifi.
You: But they chew our meat before we eat.
You: thundra is in africa
Stranger: where in africa?
You: congo.
You: I have wifi
You: and laptop.
You: also nokia 3310
You: very new
You: I have goo ringtones also
Stranger: thats interesting, i just got a new samsung sync a few months ago, it works quite well
You: Samsung is for ladies here. And not many ladies have phone.
You: I like 3310 very new
You: I have wifi
You: in thundra
Stranger: funny man, cuz the 3310 came out in 2000, so not very new
You: good antenna
You: And snake very nice
Stranger: wow, thats cool
Stranger: obama is great isnt he
You: No
You: He fag.
You: I go hide for sandstorm.
You: Bye

[Deegbal]

Ghehe.

[Icarus]

Sandstorm.

[Mr. Macphisto]

I have laptop wifi.

[the_darkness]

You: porn
Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: dildo
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[Mr. Macphisto]

Haha dat plaatje op die site ook.