Leuke site

[Mr. Macphisto]

Geenstijl heeft ook lucht gekregen van Omegle. Vond het al zo raar dat ik steed meer Nederlanders sprak.

[Icarus]

Ik dacht dat ze me altijd verbonden met dezelfde nederlander.

[Icarus]

Heb er al 3 msn vrienden bij.

[Microshit]

Dacht gister met een mega leuk meisje aan t chatten te zijn... had er wel een goed beeld bij gevormd, zoek ik haar op op Hyves, blijkt ze mega lelijk te zijn XD

[ash-hôôle]

schoonheid zit van binnen

ik vind het een klote site.

[Microshit]

Maar ze komt wel als een leuke meid over... had ik er misschien nog ff bij moeten zeggen


Stranger: dikpapp
You: hi =)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: wtf is dikpapp?
Stranger: just a joke
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[Deegbal]

Ik had op school ook even een gesprek gedaan, later waren nog 4 klasgenoten ook aan het chatten, kwam ik ze daaro tegen.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Hoe bruut. En dat met 2000 mensen.

[Deegbal]

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You: Hi
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You: Fuck you!
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[Deegbal]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey there, lill' boy, you wanna ride on my kangeroo? There's space enough for both of us!
Stranger: What a silly question. OF COURSE
You: It's gonna be fun!
You: And... another question
You: My dog is horny, are you interested?
Stranger: It depends.
You: It's a really nice dog
You:
Stranger: Well..
Stranger: Okay.
You: That's gonna be fun
You: Oh yes, did I say "Fuck you" Allready?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Say it
Stranger: Now
You: Fuck you!
You: And screw you as well!
Stranger: AND SCREW ME AS WELL
Stranger: YOU HEATHEN SLUTBAG.
You:
Stranger: Do you play WoW? Be honest.
You: Can you please give me aids? I'll pay you for it!
You: No, i don't play WoW
Stranger: Liar.
You: Thats for people without a life
Stranger: I would have given you aids
You: I do have a life
Stranger: Explain your life to me.
You: Why the hack would I? XD
Stranger: I'm -waiting.-
You: No, i don't play wow... I prefer games like COD 5
You: I'm from Japan, and you?
Stranger: USA.
Stranger: Military?
You: Are you in the Military?
You: I'm not
Stranger: I'm not either
You: I'm gunna be a kungfu master
Stranger: oh me too
Stranger: i hear its boring tho
You: And I'm gunna attack the Russians, are you with me?
Stranger: sure yes
You: Oh great!
You: Do you hate their names too?
You: I can't freakin' say their names
You: Can you?
Stranger: russian names?
You: Say out loud: Mozcovicz
Stranger: they have names?
You: I can't freakin' say it
Stranger: ew
You: Yes, they are all called Putin
Stranger: witches
You: Yes, indeed. All bitches
You: I hate Chinese people as well.
Stranger: why?
You: They all have the same eyes, I swear! You can't freakin' say who people are!
You: Oo
You: Especially when they wear sunglasses
Stranger: That's true
You: We understand each other.
Stranger: Deeply!
You: I'm very philosofic at the moment
You: Did I allready ask you wheither you would like to fuck?
Stranger: Its a chat! You can check what you've asked already
You: I'm sorry
You: I'll check it out
You: Do you wanna fuck?
Stranger: OKAY
You: That's gunna be fun!
You: So you live in the USA?
You: The land of Obama, isn't it?
Stranger: Yarp
Stranger: Yeah for the next 4 years
You: You like him?
You: I find he looks like Michael Jackson to much
You: Don't you think?
Stranger: lol what!
Stranger: that's insane
You: Do you think?
You: Insanity, Geniusm and Genitals often go together
You:
Stranger: Geniusm lol
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[Icarus]

[Deegbal]

Hehe.

Post jij eens een, Icarus.

[Icarus]

Ik ben gewoon aardig tegen de mensen.
Zal het volgende gesprek eens posten.

[Deegbal]

Oké.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Ze doen niet altijd aardig.

[Microshit]

You: noo
You: noooooooo
You: ow hi
You: I didn't hear you coming in
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u ok?
You: eerm ..
You: lets see
You: just a little scratch
You: did something stupid
Stranger: what?
You: was playing with a pair of scissors

lol

[Icarus]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi <3
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: how r u ?
You: i'm from iraq you?
Stranger: brazil
You: cool =)
Stranger: whats your name?
You: you good at footbal?
You: my name is 2pac
Stranger: no
You: you like brazil?
Stranger: reasonably
You: that's sounds negative
Stranger: what sounds?
You: reasonably
You: it sounds like you hate brazil
You: you wanna shit on brazil don't you?
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First time.

[Mr. Macphisto]

noob

[Icarus]

I know.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Hier.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiyaaaa
You: i tell you seriously
You: i went to the shop the other night
You: and i got beaten up by a homeless guy
Stranger: yep =)
Stranger: oh... sorry to hear that =(
You: i was like; wtf
You: I only had 5 euro's
Stranger: awwwhhh, im so sorry for you =(
You: thx
You: The next day i hanged around with some friends.
You: and we saw that asshole
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: so we decided to put a drive by on him
You: But where do we leave the body?
You: damn
You: i'm desperate
Stranger: i dunno?
Stranger: dunno what to say, sowwi
You: Do u think they will find him in a bin?
Stranger: yes, because bins get emptied you complete and utter arse.
You: oh shit
You: maybe i'll dump him in the sea with my boat.
Stranger: do you realise how see-through your lies are, btw? =)
You: just like the holloway girl
Stranger: im a 15 year old girl, and it's obvious to me
You: No serious
You: i'm 28 and im desperate
Stranger: you're clearly not x]
You: some say
You: but hey,
You: i can do a drive by
Stranger: you're 15-25, a nervous wreck who tries this on loads of people
Stranger: sit up straight, btw
You: 28 dumb ass
You: and i am sitting straight
Stranger: dont call me an ass, your the liar who cant even pretend hes murdered
Stranger: =(
You: you would even belive me if i said i was chuck norris
You: at least, i did when i was your age
You: but i better go and conceal the body now.
You: bye!
Stranger: just so ya know, chuck norris is only a bloke. while people like you obsess over chuck norris, normaly people pay more attention to us girls
Stranger: and get a gf
You: fucking feminists.

[Icarus]

Het ligt mij gewoon niet om zo te doen.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Je kan het.

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi.
You: asl
Stranger: No
You: yes
Stranger: Fuck that
You: no
Stranger: Fuck you
You: no
Stranger: ima dude k?
Stranger: so no
You: no
You: so you do asl
You: you said you are a dude
Stranger: ⌐⌐
Stranger: i did
Stranger: S
Stranger: not al
You: so u did a part of asl
You: so you do it
You: haha
You: otherwise
Stranger: And im guessing you were hopeing of
Stranger: like
Stranger: female
You: FUCK YOU

Stranger: n what not
Stranger: Hah
Stranger: i know you was
You: internet has no girls
Stranger: you god damn nerd
You: or hot people

[Deegbal]

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[Deegbal]

Stranger: hi
You: hi, you butthole sucking monkey fucker
You: How are you?
You:
Stranger: from?
Stranger: fine
You: Good.
You: I'm not fine
Stranger: why
You: My leg just fell off... you know what to do?
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[Deegbal]

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You: Hi, you donkey raping penis sucker
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Ghehe.

[Icarus]

Jij hebt er plezier in.

[Deegbal]

Ghehe.

We hadden vandaag les in het computerlokaal, kwamen we mekaar telkens tegen.
Ik had één kerel even mooi beet, toen hij dacht dat ik de leraar was.

[Icarus]

Hoe groot is de kans dat je tussen 2500gebruikers iemand van je klas tegenkomt?Hehe

[Icarus]

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[Deegbal]

Origineel gepost door Icarus

Hoe groot is de kans dat je tussen 2500gebruikers iemand van je klas tegenkomt?Hehe

Ik kwam alleen maar klasgenoten tegen, ongeveer.
Ze dachten telkens wel dat ik iemand anders was.

[UberGeit3000]

Origineel gepost door Microshit

Maar ze komt wel als een leuke meid over... had ik er misschien nog ff bij moeten zeggen


Stranger: dikpapp
You: hi =)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: wtf is dikpapp?
Stranger: just a joke
-disconnected-

hahaha dat was ik
verwachtte niet dat het op een forum terecht zou komen...

[Deegbal]

[Mr. Macphisto]

hij lult.

[Deegbal]

Zou kunnen.
Maar waarom zou hij zich aanmelden, om dit te zeggen, als het niet waar was?