grapje

AmbyPur · 6 January 2007, 18:15

An Italian, a Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.

He says to the Italian guy, “You're in charge of sweeping.”

To the Irishman he says, “You're in charge of shoveling.”

And to the Chinese guy, “You're in charge of supplies.”

He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand.”

So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, “Why didn't you sweep any of it?”

The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.”

Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.“

The Irishman replies, ”Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him neither.“

The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...

”SUPPLIES!!

frox · 6 January 2007, 20:01

hahahaha ik zit gewoon hardop te lachen

wat een goeie kut grap

kreej-z · 6 January 2007, 20:10

lol! Die is vet!

biffyclyro · 6 January 2007, 20:22

ghehe

AmbyPur · 6 January 2007, 20:43

Citaat:

Origineel gepost door frox

hahahaha ik zit gewoon hardop te lachen

wat een goeie kut grap

hij overstijgt bijna de genialiteit van de muffin

frox · 6 January 2007, 20:52

wou net zeggen

Banaan · 6 January 2007, 20:53

ha-ha...HA!!

6 January 2007, 22:41

deze is bijna net zo grappig als die kindjes in afrika met aids

AMF · 6 January 2007, 22:48

ik kende em al maar hij blijft leuk

Iessie · 11 January 2007, 13:51

whahaha goeie!

11 January 2007, 14:32

Haha beetje flauw wel

niemand · 11 January 2007, 15:02

6 January 2007, 18:15	#1
AmbyPur Lid Geregistreerd op: 12 April 2002 Locatie: Groningen Berichten: 13.799	grapje An Italian, a Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, “You're in charge of sweeping.” To the Irishman he says, “You're in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You're in charge of supplies.” He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand.” So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, “Why didn't you sweep any of it?” The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.” Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.“ The Irishman replies, ”Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him neither.“ The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... ”SUPPLIES!!

6 January 2007, 20:01	#2
frox pudiecat Geregistreerd op: 17 April 2003 Locatie: lo·ca·tie (de ~(v.)~s) Berichten: 7.966	hahahaha ik zit gewoon hardop te lachen wat een goeie kut grap __________________ zuurkool ≠ koolzuur Dat je het weet.

6 January 2007, 20:10	#3
kreej-z Lid Geregistreerd op: 25 September 2002 Locatie: tilburg Berichten: 3.235	lol! Die is vet! __________________ you know that thing you get on your face when you are happy?

6 January 2007, 20:22	#4
biffyclyro Lid Geregistreerd op: 1 September 2002 Locatie: leidschendam Berichten: 11.855	ghehe __________________ We are two mariners, our ships' sole survivors in this belly of a whale

6 January 2007, 20:52	#6
frox pudiecat Geregistreerd op: 17 April 2003 Locatie: lo·ca·tie (de ~(v.)~s) Berichten: 7.966	wou net zeggen __________________ zuurkool ≠ koolzuur Dat je het weet.

6 January 2007, 20:53	#7
Banaan Amsterdam Original Geregistreerd op: 9 March 2002 Berichten: 10.467	ha-ha...HA!! __________________ I put you up on the IV, Not the Roman Numeral 4 But the IV that leads to the funeral floor

6 January 2007, 22:41	#8
PFP Guest Berichten: n/a	deze is bijna net zo grappig als die kindjes in afrika met aids

6 January 2007, 22:48	#9
AMF Super Lid Geregistreerd op: 23 December 2002 Locatie: Utrecht Berichten: 8.609	ik kende em al maar hij blijft leuk __________________ Uw advertentie hier?

11 January 2007, 13:51	#10
Iessie Stopwoordjesverslaafde Geregistreerd op: 11 October 2003 Berichten: 1.219	whahaha goeie! __________________ Ik ben blond. Wat is jouw excuus?

11 January 2007, 14:32	#11
Melisss Guest Berichten: n/a	Haha beetje flauw wel

11 January 2007, 15:02	#12
niemand Super Lid Geregistreerd op: 13 January 2004 Berichten: 11.656	__________________ Last edited by niemand; Vandaag at 01:19.