Het spreek Engels topic
 

In this topic You are only allowed to speak english.

So shout it out....:loser:

if someone makes a mistake in his or her writing then tell him.
So everybody can learn something :d

Ah ok. :) Strange.... :p

Up he shut fuck :z

Whatever Mark.. :rolleyes:

8|

Thanks for reminding me that I still have to learn for my English exam :|
Although you don't have to learn that much for this subject :rolleyes:

Well, how are you doing people ? Want to have a cup of tea ? :p

It's vacation dude!;)

I'm fine thanks, what about you? :)

yes i'd like a cup of thea... do you have cinamon?

brownie anyone?

I'm fine too, thanks for asking.

*Gives a cup of tea*
Brownieeeeees :9~

I just call to say...

is a brownie in english the same as a brownie in dutch?

sounds a bit like racism :huh:

like... my ass :+

Does it looks like a brownie? :huh: ;)

déja-vu anyone?

not right now... why?

yeah, a little :p

although this thread is a lot easyer to read :z

easier?

ant fucker :z :p

Re: Het spreek Engels topic
 

this sucks and I like Eddie's topic better 8|

and how the hell do you image to fuck an ant?

Pity.... :(

easyer? just like reply becomes replyed and not replied? Or have i been drinking a beer to many here :p

with your tiny euh never mind :z

thanks a lot..... youre the best! how dare you disrespecting my topic....

I think so :huh:

you shouldn't be drinking.. you should be studying :Y)

I like it... :) :aai:

dudes! your english sucks also bigtime :p
replied to an message, en it's easier :[p
studying is right, because studiing doesn't look right :p

You suck, but I already knew that :]

ah, fuck this thread, your totaly right :) the Y only stays when you have to write for example replying. Like there is another why to write it... :+
Ohwell, never hurts to refresh your English knowledge :z

and? :?

i'm bored.:'(

A message O-)
see, i still know some English grammatics :p

a message ;)

dudes! your english sucks bigtime too :p
replied to a message, and it's easier :p
studying is right, because studiing doens't look right :p

Jochemm dude, go give away free sausages :+

lots of laughs :d

your totaly right ?

you're totally right :Y)



like there is another why to write it... :+

what the fuck do you mean with this sentence :D

just fucked a sheep in the aarsch :)

Leave the sheep alone!!! :[

people are ignoring me.:( :P

Ah, and now you are sad, right?

yeah.:notgood:

Disgusting.... :kots:

okeoke, common mistake :d

oeps, why => way :p

this sucks, i'll leave now, before i screw up even more :+

Sow, how are you doing today ? ;)

i am fine, and you?8-)

I'm fine too, sow how was your weekend ?

HEY!



YOU ARE NOT RESPECTING MAAH AUTHORITAAH!

it is so :p

and my weekend was ehm, quiet.:p
i did nothing special.:z
what about you?

Yeah right? :{

I had to work saturday morning and afternoon, and in the evening i watched idols with my girlfriend.

We hoped Maud would win, but Boris did. :(

i like you . you are nice. would you like to be my friend ;) :*

im watching southpark, couldnt help myself :D

romantic idols evening :p

and Maud was good, but boris was probably better.
i expected that maud would win.
ah well, i think they are both very good.

my grandpa was a lesbian 8-)

NOW STAN GODDAMNIT, BE NICER TO YOUR FUTURE SELF, now go upstairs and play with yourself

engels

wrong....


english

engelsish

Niemand you fuckin slut talk english in my topic please...

or the only thing that we can do is a game of roshambo

okey lets roshamboo..

first i kick you in the nuts then you kick me in the nuts

the first one who falls down loses you freakin hippy

Hello everybody:)

hello :yes: :wave:

for real

you fuckin lay out fucker

this has nothing to do with losin TEH funny......



RESTECP


R-E-S-T-E-C-P

ALL I need is a little respect mothafucka...
R-E-S-T-E-C-P..... jeah you know how to spell it

R-E-S-P-E-C-T-A :?

R-E-S-T-E-T-T-T-T-T

dude, do you have shit in you eyes?

R-E-S-T-E-C-P

hey steady are you ready? 8-)

Sure :) I like you too.. :$ :*

You're shit, and you know you are SHIT :p

I think it is quite stupid that many people write "i" in stead of "I" :{

Totally agree to that :)

its been a long time.. we shouldnt left you :'(

it's
shouldn't have left 8)

NO NO NO NO NO youre stupid.. :no:

hiya :wave:

Hey everybody? how are you doing? I'm great. I just got jerked off by the girl next door. She's only 7 years old, so it's not bad. She doesn't even know what she's doing. Just that she makes me smile and she likes to make me smile, so I really don't see the problem. Tomorrow, we're going to the funfair to go in the bumpercards while she sucks on my penis until it releases a white cream. She thinks it's some sort of strange flavoured mayonaise. She likes mayonaise.
Her parents know she's doing these horrible things to me. In fact, they know that the whole neighbourhood uses her. She's quite the popular girl here. She also has a full scedule, but I'm a bit of her pimp so I can use her whenever I want.
I made sure her parents won't tip the police by bribing them. They get like 40% of the profits and if they go to the police I will kill their sweet little girl. So everybody is happy in the end.

and when she's old enough that she realises that she's beeing abused, I'm going to sell her to some old dirty man, who's going to abuse her even more and eventually kill her.





:huh:

ha ha :? :{

with

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTORITHY'S!
:p

I understand your reply. Just to make sure it wasn't meant to be funny.. I just started typing and this was what my mind produced at the moment.... I don't know why.. I must be some sick mental fuck :{

but it's not that I mean it :) I'm really a very nice person.. I couldn't harm a fly :*

sure

:(

indeed.:huh:

but my english is correct, am I right? :p

Yesh, it is, im talking in english slang tho!
and i like it.. ISH

say what?

It is 0:02! :z

<edit> but not on ll.com :p </edit>

you should synchronize your clock better :Y)

it's ten past twelve at the moment.

twelve past twelve :d

No, I love my clock the way he his! :+

it :Y)

oops. :+

unless you've got a friend that has a watch and you therefore call him a clock?

Well I don't know you, so I wouldn't know :+
If I start typing I always get some totally funny story that makes no sense at all. Not some sick pervy stories made up by the likes of you :p

i do have a friend with a clock.
but my friend is not here. :o
so right now, my computer is my friend.:{:'(

awww :aai:
well I'm sure you'll see your mate with the clock tomorrow or whenever :p

Friday till monday.8-)

Aren't you tired? :p

insomnia :x :Y)

can't help it :D

ah well, then it isn't so boring on ll. 8-)

that rhymed ;)
this English topic is rather... interesting
too bad the posts are as meaningless as usual :+

(wat een top anafoor hierboven zeg :z )

meaningless posts?

so... why don't we start a conversation that had a meaning? :)



did anyone see the moon dissapear behind the earth?

disappear.. but who pays attention to that? :+

And no I haven't seen the eclipse.. didn't even know there was one :z
What are you doing up so late anyway? :Y)

hey indeed. :d

yeah it is funny. :p
hmm, i am going to bed i think :+

goodnight! :* :wave:

goodnight :)
sweet dreams :wave:

I
AM
DRUNK.

ecplise isn't that when the sun get's blocked by the moon?

anyway... there was one.... I think :+

and I'm not in the mood to sleep... so I stay awake as long as possible :huh:

really? I though it was the other way around
lol I dunno :Y)

Cool that there was one.. even though.... you're not sure :+

I'm not in the mood to sleep either.. but all my friends are offline and asleep and I am soo bored :O
It is after one o clock in the morning and I'm still online posting at some board.. I have no life :x 8)

let us just keep eachother awake 8)

music on (4 hero - les fleurs .. the soundtrack of the newest bailyes commercial and i'm in love with it :love: )
tv on (weird movie on net5 and very much sex-related commercials.. *closes eyes*

but, anyway, i think i'm going to bed :p

nooo!
*keeps amby awake*
You musn't let the sleep take over! Be strong!

reading this fascinating article on emo but I'm so tired right now, I'm going to bed :O
Though I'm wondering what the pm's between funfair and amby are about :+

lol goodnight you lot :wave:

damn.. you can't keep a secret around here :+

just some usuall stuff, nothing that could make a soap :p


people.. don't go... otherwise I'm all alone here.. and I don't like to be alone at the moment :(

btw.. isn't it rather strange that the topic title isn't english, but it encourage you to type english?

grmbl... good night... 8|

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Morning LL.com

good morning marvin,how are you doing? 8-)

hehe nope :+
and there were only 4 people left, so it isn't THAT hard to figure out ;)

yea kinda strange, though I don't mind. I post all the time in english at some other board so I guess you could say I'm used to it? :z

Goodmorning Vietnam 8-)

Great movie :Y)

jeah thats also my opinion :thumbsup:

i'm fine steady... how are you today?:*

bye

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious *)

Me and my monkey...
*imitation of robbie*

that's something http://www.tboek.nl/tboek/s/14.gif

if so, he can explain me what it means :D


by the way... a lot of people here should use the word "also" a lot less... It's typical dutch to use it, but it sounds so stupid :D
You should use "too"

like, I like it too
instead of, I also like it


or something like it :+

some people think they know everything its very anoying..

jeah you are so right funfair!

i was looking at it when i wrote it and said to myself thats not right is it. But thanks for the tip.

the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is from the movie Mary poppins *)

why is the rum gone?

the liquer store should be open at this time....?

hehe :d

BUT WHY THE RUM!?!?!?!?! :'(

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR AVATER? :D

smartass ;)

You could also just like use the word like a lot
because like thats what like all the americans do

:z

and how can you NOT know Mary Poppins :o

hahahahah jeah now it's on.... the matrix V.S. ice age :Y)

Like, that make I selve wel out :+

and I've only heard of her in a cartoon :huh: but I never heard that word ? :huh:

lol :D

That word is a really cool word.
You should definitely see movie Mary Poppins.. even though it's realllllly old it's still really good :Y)

i second that :thumbsup:

alright.... let's see if I can download it somewhere :)

spiffyness :Y)

and that means? :$

like...cool, awesome
its a positive thing ;)

The people who thought of that word, had to be freaking stoned :D

my friends on another board use that word all the time
and I'm starting to use it as well :z

go use the word "vetwelinorde" a lot over there... maybe some other people will pick it up :+

haha yea
Don't think they would know what it means considering they're all english.. or at least from an english speaking country :D

hello people.
i'm back.:Y)

welcome back :wave:

good day miss raspberry. How is the weither at you place?

weather
your place

;)

dammnit... weather i spelled wrong oke.. but you (your) is just a typing fault. 8|

Thank you L_angeldc:)

Hi mister MarvinV ;)
It is cloudy..
the sun isn't shining.:(
And how is the weither at your place?

Hello people :wave:

the weather here is not that bad at all
at least it is not raining. *)

the sun is shining, the wind is blowing, the birds are singing and the dog is sleeping :z

shit, the ceiling is full of sheep again 8|

It's the newest fashion :Y)

I know, it's not really original. But i figured that the matrix hype has ended for quite a while now, so it's oke again to have matrix-like avaters :Y) :+

Wow, where can I get one of those sheeps that walk on the ceiling ?

alto :+

Hey are you in H'lo or E'de ?

take your pick 8-)
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well, i hope those sheeps aren't shitting.
If they do, you can go to the shower everytime they do it.:no::p

nah... just wear protective gear :Y)

Yeah baby 8-)

No, they shit on the ceiling to.
Reverse gravity ;)

yeah, but what if you have a party :p
then everyone should wear protective gears.
It's funny, but no.
I skip this fashion.:+

But then you have to clean the ceiling everytime.:(

I'm in the big city of Enschede right now 8-) That's why you may play the mailman :+

Yes, but you can't step in any sheep shit when it is on the ceiling ;)

how did you lot go from hows the weather to shitting sheep on the ceiling? :? :D

just hire a reverse gravity cleaning lady :7

if you clean it, you also can get dirty.:Y)
But i wish you all the luck with your new ceiling-sheep.8-)

you wouldn't mind that huh?;)
Hmm, do they have reverse gravity cleaning men too?O-)

dirty minded woman :wave:

Thank you :)

Now the only thing i have to find out is how to feed the damn thing :{

yeah, they do. But the won't clean though ;)

another also!

who me?
nahhh.:no:

Well i certainly hope not.O-):x:p

damn.:+

shall i come clean at your home O-)

Hi Peeps :wave:

Hello Berend :)

Hi Sander :p

yeah.:Y)

Well people, i am going again.
homework.:(
bye bye!:wave:

No greetings to me ? :(

YOU ***** ;)

Hello Berend ;)
Don't be sad.... I don't like it when you're sad :d

Will you cheer me up then ? :d

What do I have to do to cheer you up? :?

:] I know something you could do to sheer me up ;)

:9~

How about..em.. sing a song ?

sing a song ... suck my dick it is all the same no :thumbsup:

Well.. What is it?

massage :z :z

:huh:

jeah thats it :huh: but this is better :O

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