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Leuke site
Ooit al eens willen chatten met een compleet vreemde?
Ga naar http://omegle.com/ en klik op de grote blauwe knop en je komt direct in contact met een compleet onbekende waardoor je de lijpste gesprekken kunt krijgen :p |
Word wel regelmatig geraid door mensen van een bepaalde site.
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Welke dan? Heb zelf tot nu toe nog maar 2 gesprekken kunnen houden :p 1 met een maffe gast die t gesprek stopte toen ie ontdekte dat we beide jongens waren... en 1tje met een meisje uit gouda die niet kon stoppen over paaseieren te praten :p
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Ik ga iemand uitschelden denk ik.
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Ga ik ook eens doen.:+
Moet je je email adres intypen ? |
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Ik kan het niet,ben veel te verlegen.:o
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Vriendelijk doen kan ik wel.Maar opeens zonder reden beginnen schelden ofzo..nee dat kan ik gewoon niet.:d Is niet echt mijn ding.:o
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Ik ga het ook eens proberen. :+
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Zoveel mensen van Finland ?:o
3/4 van de mensen die ik sprak kwamen van Finland. |
Ik ben nu met een meisje uit Rotterdam bezig.
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Gelukzak.Ik kom alleen mensen uit Finland tegen.En dan nog iemand uit Japan.
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Wees maar niet bang. :+
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Haha. :')
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Omg. |
Erwin.
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My hero.:love:
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Zit nu al een hele tijd te kletsen met een Finse chick... zijn er veel van hoor ;)
minä rakastan sinua betekent "ik hou van jou" voor degenen die het willen weten :p |
Nu een saai gesprek met een kerel die zich geen echte braziliaan voelt. :')
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jullie geloven serieus dat er meisjes daarop zitten? |
Ok dit was best droog:
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:') Tuurlijk geloven wij (ik tenminste) daar geen hol van. |
Ik ook niet,
of ze zijn heel dik en lelijk. |
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Ghehe. :+
* which ;) |
klopt. Maar ik was 'high' hé.
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Ah. Ghehe. :+
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Ik had net een gozer uit Brazilie wijs gemaakt dat we hier dronken en stoned naar school kunnen. ( wat enigzins ook waar is. ) Hij stond paf. En hij zei dat Brazilie helemaal niet leuk is en dat carnaval daar een feest is omdat ze dan dronken mogen zijn zonder te worden opgepakt door de coppa's.
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Sandstorm.:+
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I have laptop wifi.
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You: porn
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Haha dat plaatje op die site ook.
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Geenstijl heeft ook lucht gekregen van Omegle. Vond het al zo raar dat ik steed meer Nederlanders sprak.
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Ik dacht dat ze me altijd verbonden met dezelfde nederlander.
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Heb er al 3 msn vrienden bij.:d
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Dacht gister met een mega leuk meisje aan t chatten te zijn... had er wel een goed beeld bij gevormd, zoek ik haar op op Hyves, blijkt ze mega lelijk te zijn XD
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schoonheid zit van binnen :+
ik vind het een klote site. |
Maar ze komt wel als een leuke meid over... had ik er misschien nog ff bij moeten zeggen :p
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Ik had op school ook even een gesprek gedaan, later waren nog 4 klasgenoten ook aan het chatten, kwam ik ze daaro tegen. :+
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Hoe bruut. En dat met 2000 mensen.
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Hehe. :p
Post jij eens een, Icarus. :) |
Ik ben gewoon aardig tegen de mensen.:d
Zal het volgende gesprek eens posten.:) |
Oké. :)
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Ze doen niet altijd aardig.
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I know.
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Hier.
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Het ligt mij gewoon niet om zo te doen.:+
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Je kan het.
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You: hi, you butthole sucking monkey fucker :d You: How are you? You: :d Stranger: from? Stranger: fine You: Good. :) You: I'm not fine Stranger: :o why You: My leg just fell off... you know what to do? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :+ |
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Jij hebt er plezier in.:+
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Ghehe. :+
We hadden vandaag les in het computerlokaal, kwamen we mekaar telkens tegen. :+ Ik had één kerel even mooi beet, toen hij dacht dat ik de leraar was. :+ |
Hoe groot is de kans dat je tussen 2500gebruikers iemand van je klas tegenkomt?Hehe:+
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Ze dachten telkens wel dat ik iemand anders was. :+ |
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verwachtte niet dat het op een forum terecht zou komen... |
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hij lult.
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Zou kunnen.
Maar waarom zou hij zich aanmelden, om dit te zeggen, als het niet waar was? |
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