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Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man. Dum Gai
Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright! Yu So Dum
I got this for free. Ai No Pei
I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight. Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive! Hu Man Go!
Pew, does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
We have a problem. Sum Ting Wong?
Having an early orgasm. Cum Too soon
Saying the same thing several times. Ri Pi Ting

laatste vind ik errug sterk

lol :d

prachtig:D :thumbsup:

ik vind er niks lolligs aan eigenlijk :{

Hij is al heel oud!
Maar hij blijft echt toppie! Schittorond! :d:d:d

(heel) oud, maar wel 8-)

dees is ook wel kewl


Ail ou radis? --- Are you ready?
Debile --- The bill
Mords mon nez --- More money
On le donne a ces connes --- Hold on a second
Toute ta queue traîne --- To take a train
Qu'on gratte tous les jeunes! --- Congratulations!
Marie qui se masse --- Merry Christmas
Oui Arlette --- We are late
Mais dîne Franz --- Made in France
Il se pique Germaine --- He speaks German
Ahmed a l'goût de tripes --- I made a good trip
Youssef vole ma femme au lit --- You saved all my family
Sale teint de pépère --- Salt and pepper
Six tonnes de chair --- Sit on the chair
Dix nourrices raidies --- Dinner is ready
Les slips tout gais serrent --- Let's sleep together
Guy vomit sous mon nez --- Give me some money
Ame coquine --- I'm cooking
Délicate et saine --- Delicatessen
Deux bouts de chair --- The butcher
Saintes salopes --- Thanks a lot
Varices de grosseur --- Where is the grocer?
C'est que ça pèle --- Sex appeal
Ma queue perd son alcool --- Make a personal call