Alcohol
 

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Nu weten we waarom alle producten in de VS zo groot zijn :p

Ik denk niet dat het in puntgrote 72 er op staat hoor ;)

Ik denk dat het er niet op staat :loser: :d :+

Ik zie het al voor me :





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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

op tabak staat het anders wel zo groot.

OMG!!!! kan ik ervan zwanger worden ;)

Ja, maar moesten ze het op bierflesjes ook zo groot willen zetten, moesten ze van 33cl naar 1 liter gaan ofzo... :)

Je kan altijd proberen een condoom over je flesje te trekken? ;)

:huh: 8| bah bah

hm ja.. dat kan natuurlijk ook. of gewoon bij ieder flesje een a4-tje dr aan vast plakken.

:+ :D

Re: Alcohol
 

:+ :$

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


:thumbsup:

Veiligheid boven alles ;)

condooms met biersmaak dan zeker :?