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HelloHappyFolkz 8 January 2006 12:25
chatten met God
 
Ik weet niet of het hier zo goed past maar ik heb een site voor je voor als je je verveelt :)
KLIK
Druk op enter
kies en kleur
en chat

Pakspul 8 January 2006 12:52
God bestaat niet :O

Headliner 8 January 2006 12:59
jawel joh, ik rook altijd een joint met hem

Saane 8 January 2006 14:10
:+ lol

x-lizz-x 8 January 2006 14:27
echt saai

Pakspul 8 January 2006 14:29
1 Bijlage(en)
:|

Chrizlybeer 8 January 2006 14:36
Hij geeft niet echt bijbel verantwoorde antwoorden:z

Me:
I like to make love with a woman before marriage
God:
Very much? It seems nice to me too.
Me:
But it's like forbidden, right?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.

Bird Of Prey 8 January 2006 14:39
Voelt iemand de associatie al? :$ :+

Impressions 8 January 2006 15:19
Citaat:
Me:
You're pathetic
God:
You are the one talking to a computer.
Owned :z

Bird Of Prey 8 January 2006 15:45
Hoe krijg je god stil? :Y)

Citaat:
Me:
hi asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i'm talking to a computer, what did you expect?
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so, what do you think of islam?
God:
" Don't mention it."? so, what do you think of islam?? Religion founded by Mohammed.
Me:
Mohammed has a boner, he watched gay porn

PFP 8 January 2006 15:47
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?




die is snel door de mand gevallen

prinskoekje 8 January 2006 15:51
Hij kan me zelf niet zeggen hoe ik meisjes moet begrijpen...

*ik ben diep teleurgesteld* :p

ash-hôôle 8 January 2006 16:08
Me:
zeik dan niet
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
:huh:

God:
How old are you?
Me:
397
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are death.

erreg slim issie niet!

biffyclyro 10 January 2006 13:09
dit is eng joh! hij geeft al antwoord als ik nog aant typen ben ;) hij jaagt me een beetje op :p

appelshampoo 10 January 2006 13:16
Citaat:
Me:
hola guapo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you're a fucking bastard, aren't you?
God:
Can't you be more polite.. Really.
Me:
Do you trust in your own powers?
God:
Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
Me:
Is that a 'yes'
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
ok, is Jesus your son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith. That's interesting.

Headliner 10 January 2006 13:28
ik vind het triest dat sommigen hier denken dat ze echt met god chatten :')

AmbyPur 10 January 2006 15:50
ik vind mijne wel humor hebben :9

God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

DarkAngel 10 January 2006 16:10
Me:
can you say you're a fucking whore?
God:
Of course I can say it. " I am a fucking whore".

:z

Me:
can you say fuck you
God:
Of course I can say it. " fuck me".

:Y)

biffyclyro 10 January 2006 17:23
Citaat:
Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Headliner
ik vind het triest dat sommigen hier denken dat ze echt met god chatten :')
omg

Loy 10 January 2006 21:30
brede glimlach als ik dit lees :d

fresh_lobster 28 May 2006 16:15
Heb ik al gedaan. Hij was nogal chagrijnig, die dag.

frox 28 May 2006 16:46
whahah

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am
God:
" Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:

God:
"""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop.

PFP 28 May 2006 16:48
wat heb jij een cool plaatje bij je naam

frox 28 May 2006 16:49
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't believe people believe in you.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
:D

Impressions 28 May 2006 16:49
Wat een up :'(

En leuk, die GDI en NOD avatars :love:

frox 28 May 2006 16:50
Citaat:
Origineel gepost door PFP
wat heb jij een cool plaatje bij je naam
ja hè? ik speel het nog steeds :')

PFP 28 May 2006 16:51
slechte mensen moeten een nod plaatje

frox 28 May 2006 16:59
Me:
i am your mother
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
oke then i am your father
God:
I've been waiting for you

:D


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