Bash.org
 

Dit is een topic waarin we lachen.

http://bash.org/

Zoek een leuke quote op en post 'm hier als je denkt dat 'ie het lezen waard is. Geen flauwigheid door de top 100 te doorzoeken maar een random te pakken.:*

Voorbeeld:

<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you

<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."



X'D

ik zag gister een mongool die z'n doberman een kat liet achtervolgen en doodbijten

<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare.
<DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak?
<Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".

<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags
<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath

<Manda> i want a bf
<Manda> i am lame and desperit
<Jamie> desperate
<Redalien> no
<Redalien> desperit
<Redalien> from the latin
<Jamie> wtf
<Redalien> deperitus
<Redalien> meaning easy

<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands......
<+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"?


|:(

<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought....

<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better





serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong



JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.


:+

Lol @ die laatste.:+

* mike rolls eyes WITH SEXY RESULTS
<RushMore> you got porn behind eyeballs?
<mike> yes
<RushMore> lucky cunt
<RushMore> mine is on the bottom of my foot
<RushMore> which is relly ackward for masturbation

<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time.

M'n nieuwe sig.

:+



* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

Owned :+

<Elle> There are two PhDs playing Lego Star Wars II in my living room, and neither of them can figure out how to get past the first level

hahahah. :d

<mango> hey your friends are waiting for you down that hallway...
<gremlin> theres nobody there!
<mango> thats right.. you have no friends


Aw.

Walshy117: tv now. i need to get rid of some braincelss
SeijuroSakeHiko: looks like you're well on your way