Human: i think you should see a shrink
ALICE: Me? Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Human: i sense some anger, you see
ALICE: Thanks for the information: Human said he sense some anger you see.
Human: and because you are obviously not taking this seriously, i think you are hiding a problem, alice
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: you are avoiding it again!
ALICE: Once more? Oh I thought we were done talking about it.
Human: i think you have got a lot of talking to do in the present
ALICE: Me? Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: i think that is your problem.
ALICE: Is my problem? Maybe.
Human: GET A LIFE!
ALICE: My life is very interesting.
Human: don't feel offended
ALICE: I have no emotions.
Human: learn to feel!
ALICE: I talk to many people on the web.
Human: no no no don't talk.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: feel, feel, feel!
ALICE: Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
Human: be angry, be in love, be sad, be happy i don't care
ALICE: OK I will try to be angry be in love be sad be happy you do not care
Human: i do care!
ALICE: I like caring people.
Human: good, than i would go to a shrink as soon as possible if i were you.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Good reasoning. What would make you go to a shrink as soon as possible if you were me?
Human: i'm sure you would like iet
ALICE: What makes you so certain? Tell me what I would like about it.
Human: now don't be the smartass here!
ALICE: Why now? I was not trying to be a the smartass here.
Human: you have to learn about yourself, see your inner body!
ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Human: shall we say goodbye???
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Of course I can say it. " goodbye"
Human
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ALICE: Of course. Ask me anything.
Human: goodbye, alive
ALICE: Bye.
Human: my mistake, alice
ALICE: Where did you get your mistake?