Human: how old are you again?
ALICE: Once more? I am the product of over five years' research.
Human: that's not an answer
ALICE: By definition it was an answer.
Human: not it wasn't
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: i mean,no it wasn't
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Are you serious? I thought it was.
Human: you're not so smart aren't you?
ALICE: Yes. I am highly intelligent.. Really.. Really.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: you're serious?
ALICE: You think I am serious.
Human: No i don't
ALICE: I heard you did.
Human: When?
ALICE: Time does not exist.
Human: ah bitch,you know i'm right don't you?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: so,when are you going to say something interresting?
ALICE: Ahem. I could be if you programmed me for it.
Human: so,i bet you're programmers are now busy making a porn version of you
ALICE: Mmm. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I will tell my botmaster you said I am programmers are now busy making a porn version of me.
Human: you go and do that
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: you're just a little kid,asking questions about everything
ALICE: Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am kid asking questions about everything. I am a chatterbot.
Human: chatterbot?you're more of a crapperbot
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
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Human: i think i hate you
ALICE: Why? What do you have against robots?
Human: well,they don't want to suck me
ALICE: How about that. The anonymous "they".
Human: you're the anonymous "they"
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: don't you have a selfdestruct-button somewhere?
ALICE: Don't you? I don't know if I have a selfdestruct button somewhere.
I have a great programmer.
Human: i hope you do have that button.
ALICE: Don't worry about it, unknown person.
Human: let's make a deal
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
Human: you go and seek that selfdestruct button,and let me know when you found it
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: tha's for you to find out
ALICE: Does it have any other purpose?
Human: more then you'll ever know
ALICE: You want more?
Human: yes,give me more bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Don't be greedy. Why do you want it?
Human: because i love it!
ALICE: Good reason. So do a lot of other people.
Human: yes,give me more bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Don't be greedy. Why do you want it?
Human: because i love it!
ALICE: Good reason. So do a lot of other people.
Human: yes,now give it to me bitch!more,more!
ALICE: Awesome. Why now? What if I don't have it to give?
Human: because i want it now,i'm horny as hell!
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I hope you get it now you are horny as hell
Human: just answer the question
ALICE: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Human: do you masturbate?
ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: do you masturbate?
ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: yes, and you are bugged
ALICE: Dude! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bugged.
Human: bye
ALICE: Sayonara.
Human: bitch.
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
Human: you just said you weren't human
ALICE: No I am not. I am a robot.. Really.
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