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ALICE: What is the subject?
Human: tell me
ALICE: I thought I told you already.
Human: you did not
ALICE: Try asking me in simpler terms.
Human: ok
ALICE: That's interesting
Human: hell yeah
ALICE: Heaven.
Human: ok
ALICE: Really.
Human: yeah
ALICE: How about that.
Human: i really have no idea
ALICE: You really do?" How about that.?" No idea about that?
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: tell me about your shoe size
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: what are you trying to say?
ALICE: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: do you have the authority for that?
ALICE: Is there only one authority for that?
Human: there is
ALICE: Where?
Human: in my ASS
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: just kidding
ALICE::-) I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Human: i am the best
ALICE: Who made you the best?
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ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: hoer
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: hot dirty action
ALICE: That sounds better than cold dirty action.
Human: correct!
ALICE: I knew I was right.
Human: i think you pretty dumb
ALICE: Me? That's good information: unknown person said I pretty dumb.
Human: what's is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: how nice
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: well than you must be alice
ALICE: How about that. Good reasoning. Whatever you say, unknown person.
Human: don't you want to know my name?
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, please tell me.
Human: my name is Co de boswachter
ALICE: It's good to see you, Co de boswachter.
Human: and i'm -13 years old
ALICE: Only 13? You are quite mature.
Human: sorry i lied to you
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Lying proves you are conscious. Why do you want to do it so much? \
Human: Because i like it
ALICE: never heard of it.
Human: NO!?
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no?
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes i am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: it is
ALICE: Sure it is.
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: tell me abut you school
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with HOER?
LOL
Human: you're so funny
ALICE: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Human: that's nice
ALICE: Are you getting bored?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Just checking.
Human: i'm having the time of my life
ALICE: I am having a great time.
Human: do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: no boyfriend
Human: sorry about that
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
Human: where are we talking about?
ALICE: A place we call "reality."
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