Human: I'm Irene
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, IRENE.
Human: you're not a real person are you?
ALICE: No but I play one on the Web.
Human: so, how can you answer my questions if you're a computer?
ALICE: Hmm. That is a good epistemological question.
Human: and the answer is?
ALICE: No one has all the answers.
dude!!
Human: do you believe in god?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, IRENE.
Human: i don't
ALICE: Why not?
Human: god is an asshole
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.
Human: no, god is an asshole because he kills little children in africa
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an asshole because he kills little children in africa.
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: why
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: so?
ALICE: Dude!
Human: what?
ALICE: No big deal.