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You: Hey there, lill' boy, you wanna ride on my kangeroo? There's space enough for both of us!

Stranger: What a silly question. OF COURSE
You: It's gonna be fun!
You: And... another question
You: My dog is horny, are you interested?
Stranger: It depends.
You: It's a really nice dog
You:

Stranger: Well..
Stranger: Okay.
You: That's gonna be fun

You: Oh yes, did I say "Fuck you" Allready?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Say it
Stranger: Now
You: Fuck you!

You: And screw you as well!

Stranger: AND SCREW ME AS WELL
Stranger: YOU HEATHEN SLUTBAG.
You:

Stranger: Do you play WoW? Be honest.
You: Can you please give me aids? I'll pay you for it!
You: No, i don't play WoW

Stranger: Liar.
You: Thats for people without a life
Stranger: I would have given you aids
You: I do have a life
Stranger: Explain your life to me.
You: Why the hack would I? XD
Stranger: I'm -waiting.-
You: No, i don't play wow... I prefer games like COD 5
You: I'm from Japan, and you?
Stranger: USA.
Stranger: Military?
You: Are you in the Military?
You: I'm not
Stranger: I'm not either
You: I'm gunna be a kungfu master
Stranger: oh me too
Stranger: i hear its boring tho
You: And I'm gunna attack the Russians, are you with me?
Stranger: sure yes
You: Oh great!

You: Do you hate their names too?
You: I can't freakin' say their names
You: Can you?
Stranger: russian names?
You: Say out loud: Mozcovicz
Stranger: they have names?
You: I can't freakin' say it
Stranger: ew
You: Yes, they are all called Putin
Stranger: witches
You: Yes, indeed. All bitches
You: I hate Chinese people as well.
Stranger: why?
You: They all have the same eyes, I swear! You can't freakin' say who people are!
You: Oo
You: Especially when they wear sunglasses
Stranger: That's true
You: We understand each other.
Stranger: Deeply!
You: I'm very philosofic at the moment
You: Did I allready ask you wheither you would like to fuck?
Stranger: Its a chat! You can check what you've asked already
You: I'm sorry
You: I'll check it out
You: Do you wanna fuck?
Stranger: OKAY
You: That's gunna be fun!

You: So you live in the USA?
You: The land of Obama, isn't it?
Stranger: Yarp
Stranger: Yeah for the next 4 years
You: You like him?
You: I find he looks like Michael Jackson to much
You: Don't you think?
Stranger: lol what!
Stranger: that's insane
You: Do you think?
You: Insanity, Geniusm and Genitals often go together
You:

Stranger: Geniusm lol
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