Hier.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiyaaaa
You: i tell you seriously
You: i went to the shop the other night
You: and i got beaten up by a homeless guy
Stranger: yep =)
Stranger: oh... sorry to hear that =(
You: i was like; wtf
You: I only had 5 euro's
Stranger: awwwhhh, im so sorry for you =(
You: thx
You: The next day i hanged around with some friends.
You: and we saw that asshole
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: so we decided to put a drive by on him
You: But where do we leave the body?
You: damn
You: i'm desperate
Stranger: i dunno?
Stranger: dunno what to say, sowwi
You: Do u think they will find him in a bin?
Stranger: yes, because bins get emptied you complete and utter arse.
You: oh shit
You: maybe i'll dump him in the sea with my boat.
Stranger: do you realise how see-through your lies are, btw? =)
You: just like the holloway girl
Stranger: im a 15 year old girl, and it's obvious to me
You: No serious
You: i'm 28 and im desperate
Stranger: you're clearly not x]
You: some say
You: but hey,
You: i can do a drive by
Stranger: you're 15-25, a nervous wreck who tries this on loads of people
Stranger: sit up straight, btw
You: 28 dumb ass
You: and i am sitting straight
Stranger: dont call me an ass, your the liar who cant even pretend hes murdered
Stranger: =(
You: you would even belive me if i said i was chuck norris
You: at least, i did when i was your age
You: but i better go and conceal the body now.
You: bye!
Stranger: just so ya know, chuck norris is only a bloke. while people like you obsess over chuck norris, normaly people pay more attention to us girls
Stranger: and get a gf
You: fucking feminists.
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