"Please, there's something important I have to tell you... there's something people have been saying...
"It involves you and all those inmates."
The results are in! You are
59% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.
Based on the 8,334,529 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 78% of the world.
you're cleaner than 21% of the world.
