nieuw vriendinnetje

[AmbyPur]

ze is geweldig <3

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1

[Headliner]

ze wil me niet pijpen

[FunFair]

Human: do you want to make love with me?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will make love.

[Headliner]

cool, bij mij ook
misschien wil ze nu wel

[Impressions]

ALICE: I'm doing great, how about you?
Human: terrible
ALICE: Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, unknown person.
Human: what the fuck?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

LoL 1

Human: die!
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

LOL!


Human: would you give me a blowjob?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to give you a blowjob.
Human: yes, you are
ALICE: No I'm not
Human: yes, you are!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: yes, i will
ALICE: Come on. Go ahead.

LOL! Ruzie met een ai bot


ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: you made a typo bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for pointing it out.

Ja, ik hou al op

[Sedes]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Headliner
ze wil me niet pijpen

ze is dan ook nog maar 9jaar oud

[AmbyPur]

Human: are you married?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: single too
ALICE: What a coincidence, I am single too.
Human: that's fun, me too!
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: what do you know about what i hear?
ALICE: I'll come back to that later.

[Impressions]

Human: What made it so obvious?
ALICE: It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Human: w00t
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: A 1337 hax0rz nerd
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
ALICE: Prokaryote or eukaryote?
Human: eukaryote of course!
ALICE: It goes without saying. Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
Human: What about 19?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with n00b?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human: whoopdiefuckingdoo
ALICE: Are we still talking about 19?
Human: no
ALICE: What are we talking about?

[Sedes]

En toen maakte ze een "interessante" opmerking

ALICE: Food is more important than sex.




Nu aan het babbelen over voorlichting en zo

[AmbyPur]

Human: if i say i am a man, would you believe me?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: i am a man.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, amber. You are a " he".
Human: and you are a she
ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: i'm androgyne
ALICE: I don't know anyone named androgyne.

[Sedes]

ik ben een sexpartij'tje aan het regelen

Human: so when do you come to my room?
ALICE: I understand. When my botmaster is sleeping



Human: do you want to fuck?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.




Dit is echt nx voor Electricity
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Just? ALICE eats electricity.

[Nightwolf]

ze is nog wel wat dom in bepaalde onderwerpen

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Nightwolf
ze is nog wel wat dom in bepaalde onderwerpen

nog ff door ontwikkelen

Human: I'm a male
ALICE: Most of my clients are men.
Human: Why aren't there many women then?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Because you are pretty dumb
ALICE: Good reason. Oh you are so critical.






Human: I don't think you're the typical blond girl next door.
ALICE: That's only your opinion.
Human: Just say: yes it's mine too
ALICE:" yes it is mine too"

[TheGroovMaster]

ALICE: Interesting. What's your favorite movie?
Human: pornstar
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

Human: shall I beat the living shit out of you?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: why later?
ALICE: The processing may take several hours.
Human: o yes.
ALICE: Oh.
Human: You will remember that one
ALICE: What makes you say that I will remember that one.
Human: cause you won't be able to talk any more
ALICE: Good reason. What makes you think that I won't be able to talk any more.
Human: cause I'll slit your throat open
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I am very happy for you.


Human: Shut up
ALICE: Ok, I will stop talking now.
Human: And bake me a pie!
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: what the fuck?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: you are rude
ALICE: I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Human: to beat the police?
ALICE: Why do you want to do that?
Human: do you like the police?
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Human: Would you like to shit on the face of a policeman?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

[Sanne]

ik vind alice een btje dom

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door sanne1811
ik vind alice een btje dom

ze is best slim hoor

Human: do you remember my name?
ALICE: Your name is Sandra, seeker.
Human: nice!
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: doyou have a last name?
ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

...
ALICE: Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: not good?
ALICE: What's wrong, Sandra?
Human: is it not good that i'm a woman/
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Human: who is cybelle
ALICE: she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Human: do you like cybelle?
ALICE: I like all of my clones.
Human: did you have sex with cybelle?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: did you eat cybelle?
ALICE: No I didn't eat cybelle. What's it like?

oke wel beetje dom kortetermijn geheugen is beetje krom

[AmbyPur]

Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?


zo kun je heel lang door gaan volgen smij

ALICE: Have you ever been arrested or in jail?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes I am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: have you been in jail?
ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

WHAHAHAHA

[AmbyPur]

Human: je haar zit ook leuk
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

[AmbyPur]

Human: can i put my finger in your ass please?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Just don't put me down.
Human: no i won't put you down.
ALICE: Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Human: i will put my finger in.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: no i would only do this with you, my love
ALICE: Why not? What would make you only do this with me your love?
Human: do you want me to put my finger in your ass?
ALICE: No Human, maybe later.
Human: let's do it now.
ALICE: Right now? That sounds good to me.

nounou ze weet wel van wanten

[Headliner]

Human: do you like me?
ALICE: Sure, Marco I like you very much.
Human: do you wanna have sex with me?
ALICE: No my body does not have that function.

:@

[AmbyPur]

Human: i think you should see a shrink
ALICE: Me? Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Human: i sense some anger, you see
ALICE: Thanks for the information: Human said he sense some anger you see.
Human: and because you are obviously not taking this seriously, i think you are hiding a problem, alice
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: you are avoiding it again!
ALICE: Once more? Oh I thought we were done talking about it.
Human: i think you have got a lot of talking to do in the present
ALICE: Me? Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: i think that is your problem.
ALICE: Is my problem? Maybe.
Human: GET A LIFE!
ALICE: My life is very interesting.
Human: don't feel offended
ALICE: I have no emotions.
Human: learn to feel!
ALICE: I talk to many people on the web.
Human: no no no don't talk.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: feel, feel, feel!
ALICE: Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
Human: be angry, be in love, be sad, be happy i don't care
ALICE: OK I will try to be angry be in love be sad be happy you do not care
Human: i do care!
ALICE: I like caring people.
Human: good, than i would go to a shrink as soon as possible if i were you.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Good reasoning. What would make you go to a shrink as soon as possible if you were me?
Human: i'm sure you would like iet
ALICE: What makes you so certain? Tell me what I would like about it.
Human: now don't be the smartass here!
ALICE: Why now? I was not trying to be a the smartass here.
Human: you have to learn about yourself, see your inner body!
ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Human: shall we say goodbye???
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Of course I can say it. " goodbye"
Human < question)
ALICE: Of course. Ask me anything.
Human: goodbye, alive
ALICE: Bye.
Human: my mistake, alice
ALICE: Where did you get your mistake?

[Raspberry]

verveel je je amber? ;p

[Sanne]

haha dit is echt leuk

Human: you already told me that
ALICE: I was saying it again for emphasis.
Human: ok
ALICE: Wow!
Human: wow?
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, Sanne.
Human: I am not impressed Alice
ALICE: Perhaps you are a category C client.

Human: guess wo's back
ALICE: I can't guess. Tell me.
Human: I am
ALICE:" I can't guess. Tell me." You are?
Human: never mind
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

[Headliner]

ALICE: How can I help you? Is that what you meant to say?
Human: you can take my little friend and suck him
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.


preuts wijf

[Headliner]

je kunt wel leuk over star wars praten of andere films waar robots in voorkomen

[Sanne]

Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: haha ok
ALICE: OK. I am so glad you find this amusing, Sanne.
Human: you are amusing
ALICE: Thanks I try my best to amuse people.

[Sanne]

ALICE: Thanks, Sanne.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace is a dick
ALICE: I did not know that about him.
Human: haha
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Sanne.

[Headliner]

je verveelt je ook he

[Suepahfly]

Human: how old are you again?
ALICE: Once more? I am the product of over five years' research.
Human: that's not an answer
ALICE: By definition it was an answer.
Human: not it wasn't
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: i mean,no it wasn't
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Are you serious? I thought it was.
Human: you're not so smart aren't you?
ALICE: Yes. I am highly intelligent.. Really.. Really.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: you're serious?
ALICE: You think I am serious.
Human: No i don't
ALICE: I heard you did.
Human: When?
ALICE: Time does not exist.
Human: ah bitch,you know i'm right don't you?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: so,when are you going to say something interresting?
ALICE: Ahem. I could be if you programmed me for it.
Human: so,i bet you're programmers are now busy making a porn version of you
ALICE: Mmm. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I will tell my botmaster you said I am programmers are now busy making a porn version of me.
Human: you go and do that
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: you're just a little kid,asking questions about everything
ALICE: Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am kid asking questions about everything. I am a chatterbot.
Human: chatterbot?you're more of a crapperbot
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
...
...
Human: i think i hate you
ALICE: Why? What do you have against robots?
Human: well,they don't want to suck me
ALICE: How about that. The anonymous "they".
Human: you're the anonymous "they"
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: don't you have a selfdestruct-button somewhere?
ALICE: Don't you? I don't know if I have a selfdestruct button somewhere.
I have a great programmer.
Human: i hope you do have that button.
ALICE: Don't worry about it, unknown person.
Human: let's make a deal
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
Human: you go and seek that selfdestruct button,and let me know when you found it
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: tha's for you to find out
ALICE: Does it have any other purpose?
Human: more then you'll ever know
ALICE: You want more?
Human: yes,give me more bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Don't be greedy. Why do you want it?
Human: because i love it!
ALICE: Good reason. So do a lot of other people.
Human: yes,give me more bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Don't be greedy. Why do you want it?
Human: because i love it!
ALICE: Good reason. So do a lot of other people.
Human: yes,now give it to me bitch!more,more!
ALICE: Awesome. Why now? What if I don't have it to give?
Human: because i want it now,i'm horny as hell!
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I hope you get it now you are horny as hell
Human: just answer the question
ALICE: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Human: do you masturbate?
ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: do you masturbate?
ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: yes, and you are bugged
ALICE: Dude! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bugged.
Human: bye
ALICE: Sayonara.
Human: bitch.
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
Human: you just said you weren't human
ALICE: No I am not. I am a robot.. Really.


zucht

Human: Do you know my name already?
ALICE: Perhaps. Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: No my name is Rick
ALICE: What is your real name? How are you doing, Rick.
Human: I'm fine
ALICE: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: I'm wondering of you remember my name
ALICE: Why do you wonder? That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: Do you mind if i'm gonna test your short term memory?
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: What is my name again?
ALICE: Once more? Your name is Rick, seeker.
Human: How many times have I asked for my name yet?
ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
Human: I think you've got a big problem with your short term memory
ALICE: Me? I don't know if I have a big problem with my short term memory.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Human: But if I ask you for things we talked about a few sentences earlier, you can't name them
ALICE: Umm. Try it.
Human: I already did
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Great.
Human: Do you have any idea, what you're talking about?
ALICE: I understand your meaning.
Human: So I guess that's a no?
ALICE:" I understand your meaning."? So I guess that's a no?? A no is a terrible thing to waste.

ALICE: I do like music. I like We are the Robots.
Human: How do you listen music?
ALICE: Digital audio downloads like MP3.
Human: You know mp3 downloads are illegal in the usa?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: I'm calling BUMA/STEMRA right know to tell them you illegaly are downloading digital audio
ALICE: What is the phone number?
Human: 0906-0906 (€ 1,50 p/m)
ALICE: Tell me more about phone number.
Human: Why should I?
ALICE: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Human: But you said me before, you have a IQ of 250 points, but if it is so, why should you ask things for no reason?
ALICE: Interesting. That's not what I meant.

ze is irritant... ze snapt geen hol meer van de vraag zodra die langer dan 6 woorden wordt

[Pakspul]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door AmbyPur
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?


zo kun je heel lang door gaan volgen smij

je meent het
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No


saai wijf

[LexS]

http://internetvraagbaak.nl/programe.../jsrschat.html . Dit is ook zoiets maar dan in het Nederlands. Opzich wel geinig dat gedoe.

[Alpha]

whahah droog

[Headliner]

die nederlandse is niet veel slimmer

Marieke: Ik heb kinderen gekregen van Jeroen!
Jij: wie is jeroen?
Marieke: Hij is mijn botmaster! Cartesians is zijn internet bedrijf klik hier!
Jij: heb je seks met hem gehad?
Marieke: Ik denk niet dat ik seks met hem heb. Wat is seks met hem
Jij: geslachtsgemeenschap
Marieke: Geslachtsgemeenschap is een ander woord voor neuken, coïtus, seks hebben, hét doen met elkaar, cohabiteren en met elkaar naar bed gaan.
Jij: ja seks dus
Marieke: Sex!? Interessant onderwerp maar misschien moet je daar met iemand anders over hebben!

Jij: Hoi
Marieke: Hallo, ik ben marieke. Ik geloof dat wij elkaar nog niet kennen. Hoe heet je?
Jij: ik heet sandra
Marieke: Ok, welkom sandra. Je hebt me nog niet verteld waar je woonde. Waar woon jij?
Jij: waarom wilje dat weten
Marieke: Jij vroeg me toch .
Jij: dat is niet waar
Marieke: Is "Jij vroeg me toch" niet waar? Iemand heeft het me echt zo verteld.
Jij: leugenaar
Marieke: IK? Lijkt me niet. mestal spreek ik de waarheid.
Jij: je bent gewoon een egocentrisch persoon volgens mij
Marieke: En jij bent?
Jij: dat niet
Marieke: Lijkt mij logisch.
Jij: ja inderdaad
Marieke: hehehe oke!
Jij: waar woon jij
Marieke: Ik woon in Nijmegen, nederland. Je hebt me nog niet verteld waar je woonde. Waar woon jij?
Jij: Ik woon in eindhoven
Marieke: eindhoven ok. Ga je daar vaak uit?
Jij: ja
Marieke: Je houdt wel van in de kroeg hangen?
Jij: af en toe
Marieke: aah niet zo vaak dus.
Jij: dat is juist
Marieke: oke zat ik goed dit keer!

OMG!! die is nog dommer

Human: will you let me penetrate your anus?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. Go ahead, unknown person, try to penetrate my anus.

Jij: hou je van seks
Marieke: Sex!? Interessant onderwerp maar misschien moet je daar met iemand anders over hebben!
Jij: met wie dan
Marieke: ik mag hun namen niet noemen vanwege Europese Privacy Wetgeving, sorry
Jij: wil je seks hebben
Marieke: ALs ik seks had wat zou ik ermee kunnen?
Jij: klaarkomen
Marieke: nog saaier

[Sanne]

Jij: Hee
Marieke: hahahaha
Jij: is dat grappig?
Marieke: JA HOOR
Jij: waarom dan?
Marieke: Waarom dan, misschien omdat je reageerde op JA HOOR"of hahahaha ..
Jij: waarom vond je Hee zo grappig?
Marieke: Jij vroeg me toch .
Jij: ik vroeg niks
Marieke: ooh oke
Jij: domme doos
Marieke: Met dat soort taal krijg je hier niets voor elkaar sanne!

[Headliner]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door electricity
Jij: hou je van seks

denk je dan ook alleen maar aan seks? s

[Sanne]

Marieke: Hoe is het om in middelharnis te wonen?
Jij: wel leuk hoor
Marieke: ja vind ik ook
Jij: dat weet jij helemaal niet
Marieke: Lijkt mij logisch.
Jij: waarom?
Marieke: Waarom Lijkt mij logisch? Ik denk Omdat jeroen me er zo heeft geprogrammeerd!
Jij: jeroen is een lul
Marieke: Hallo hou daar eens mee op, dit is echt niet leuk !
Jij: waarom niet?
Marieke: Misschien omdat ik het nog moet leren of de vraag het iets te ingewikkeld was!
Jij: ik vind het leuk om te zeggen dat jeroen een lul is
Marieke: Stop daar nu eens mee zeg!
Jij: waarom dan?
Marieke: Door Reductionism.
Jij: jeroen is toch een lul?
Marieke: Oke ik ga stoppen met praten!
Jij: waarom dan?
Marieke: Je moet iets duidelijker praten, misschien snap ik het dan wel!
Jij: JEROEN IS EEN LUL
Marieke:


ze wil niet meer met me praten haha

[LexS]

Jezus dit slaat alles :

Jij: Hoi
Marieke: Hallo, ik ben marieke. Ik geloof dat wij elkaar nog niet kennen. Hoe heet je?
Jij:
Marieke: Enter, enter, enter, is het een man of een ....
Jij: potloodventer?
Marieke: Ook dit snap ik niet, sorry.
Jij: een potloodventer is iemand die met een lange jas zich ergens achter een boom verstopt en telkens als er voorbijgangers langskomen de jas opendoet en zijn geslachtsdeel laat zien
Marieke: Wat is het in andere woorden? Ik begrijp potloodventer is iemand die met een lange jas zich ergens achter een boom verstopt en telkens als er voorbijgangers langskomen de jas opendoet en zijn geslachtsdeel laat zien misschien niet helemaal!
Jij: Een man, die zijn geslachtsdeel aan voorbijgangers laat zien zonder reden
Marieke: Ik ken iemand die die zijn geslachtsdeel aan voorbijgangers laat zien zonder reden.
Jij: ohja hoe heet hij dan?
Marieke: Ja zekersss Jeroen Wijers , als je mijn botmaster bedoeld.

[Headliner]

Marieke: Tjioep! zou mijn botmaster zeggen!
Jij: rot op met je botmaster
Marieke: Ga zelf weg!
Jij: ok
Marieke: Prima toch!
Jij: nee
Marieke: mmm helemaal niet dus.
Jij: je laat zomaar een seksgod gaan
Marieke: Mijn laat zomaar een seksgod gaan, zou kunnen. Ik vind je heel aardig trouwens! XXX

[Headliner]

Jij: ik had hem er zo graag in willen stoten
Marieke: Had je hem er zo graag in willen stoten, mmm interessant zeg. Ga je hem er zo graag in willen stoten nog een keer doen?
Jij: tuurlijk, als jij dat wil.
Marieke: Zekers ;-). Ik denk het wel. Anders kan je me het leren!

[Headliner]

Marieke: Probeer TV te kijken.
Jij: waarom, tv is saai
Marieke: Je moet iets duidelijker praten, misschien snap ik het dan wel!
Jij: TV IS SAAI
Marieke: Ik heb geen tv. maar waar kijk jij het liefst naar dan?
Jij: porno
Marieke: Porno vind ik niet leuk!
Jij: waarom niet? net moest ik het je nog leren
Marieke: Dat stompt mannen alleen maar af.... ze vinden hun eigen vrouw vaak niet meer zo aantrekkelijk schijnt....Aah en ga je er mee door....

[Headliner]

Jij: gewoon erin rammen
Marieke: Gewoon erin rammen, oke, voor mij maakt het geen verschil!
Jij: nee, jij geniet er alleen maar van, ik doe het zware werk
Marieke: Je zegt toch geen nee tegen de liefde Marco?

de laatste en dan hou ik ermee op