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20 February 2004, 13:03

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Kampie · 20 February 2004, 13:05

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20 February 2004, 13:05

Wat ze je daar allemaal?

20 February 2004, 13:06

Citaat:

Originally posted by Pruttelpot
Wat ze je daar allemaal?

Vert.:

W47 z3 j3 d44r 4113m441?

Kampie · 20 February 2004, 13:06

:n0:

20 February 2004, 13:06

Citaat:

Originally posted by Kampie
whizzc47 d03 415j3b1i3f7 n0rm441 m37 j3 w44rd310z3 70pic5 417ijd..

ik m44k n00i7 w44rd310z3 70pic5 m4n

Kampie · 20 February 2004, 13:07

Citaat:

Originally posted by WhizzCat
ik m44k n00i7 w44rd310z3 70pic5 m4n

w31135

Sander · 20 February 2004, 13:07

Citaat:

Originally posted by WhizzCat
Vert.:

W47 z3 j3 d44r 4113m441?

Wat ze je daar allemaal ?

Kampie · 20 February 2004, 13:08

Citaat:

Originally posted by Sander0201
Wat ze je daar allemaal ?

:r0113y35:

20 February 2004, 13:08

Citaat:

Originally posted by Sander0201
Wat ze je daar allemaal ?

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Little Angel · 20 February 2004, 13:09

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Kampie · 20 February 2004, 13:09

Citaat:

Originally posted by WhizzCat
ind3rd44d, m44r ik m037 33r1ijk 703g3v3n d47 ik 3ig3n1ijk v415 5p331 w4n7 ik h3b hi3r 33n php 5crip7 v00r g3m44k7

jij b3n7 1337

20 February 2004, 13:10

Citaat:

Originally posted by Little Angel
j4 3r9 9r4pp19

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Riddler · 20 February 2004, 13:10

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Kampie · 20 February 2004, 13:11

Citaat:

Originally posted by Riddler
11111110000000000000001101101010000000000111111001 1011111100111110001110110000011100

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20 February 2004, 13:22

Citaat:

Originally posted by Kampie
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Riddler · 20 February 2004, 13:31

Citaat:

Originally posted by WhizzCat
Wh4h4h4, 101, d47 i5 bin4ir

dus?

20 February 2004, 13:35

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Tyskie · 20 February 2004, 13:40

510tj3?

biffyclyro · 20 February 2004, 13:40

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Stevie · 20 February 2004, 13:49

*Verpest topic*

20 February 2004, 13:51

www.bikkelsinc.nl/1337

daar staat een vertaal scriptje

niemand · 20 February 2004, 13:53

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niemand · 20 February 2004, 13:54

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biffyclyro · 20 February 2004, 14:00

Citaat:

Originally posted by Niemand
4bcd3fghijk1mn0pqr57uvwxyz

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niemand · 20 February 2004, 14:11

ja inderdaad

20 February 2004, 14:16

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Banaan · 20 February 2004, 14:53

\/\/35751D3 4 - |_1F3!!!

20 February 2004, 14:59

101!!!!

Setragasj · 20 February 2004, 15:00

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Raspberry · 20 February 2004, 15:00

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niemand · 20 February 2004, 15:49

Citaat:

Originally posted by Instructio4
ju11i3 zijn 3ch7 g3k in ju11i3 h00fd3n

j3 m037 di3 570mm3 junk3 k0p v4n j3 h0ud3n j0h :1053r:

Banaan · 20 February 2004, 15:50

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niemand · 20 February 2004, 15:51

hoer

20 February 2004, 15:52

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WishfulDreaming · 20 February 2004, 16:03

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Banaan · 20 February 2004, 16:42

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Riddler · 20 February 2004, 16:46

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Banaan · 20 February 2004, 16:47

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Riddler · 20 February 2004, 16:49

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P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff.

Sanne · 20 February 2004, 16:58

Citaat:

Originally posted by Riddler
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Stevie · 20 February 2004, 16:59

Citaat:

Originally posted by Riddler
1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff.

Impressions · 20 February 2004, 17:20

Citaat:

Originally posted by Stevie

Wtf, dat lees je toch niet helemaal door?

Sanne · 20 February 2004, 17:46

Citaat:

Originally posted by elvenkindje
Wtf, dat lees je toch niet helemaal door?

neej

20 February 2004, 17:51

knippen, plakken, zoek en vervang

[edit] niet dat ik dat ga doen

20 February 2004, 17:53

Citaat:

Originally posted by Riddler
1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff. 1. P30p13 wh0 p0in7 47 7h3ir wri57 whi13 45king f0r 7h3 7im3....I kn0w wh3r3 my w47ch i5 p41, wh3r3 7h3 f*ck i5 y0ur5? D0 I p0in7 47 my cr07ch wh3n I 45k wh3r3 7h3 70i137 i5? 2. P30p13 wh0 4r3 wi11ing 70 g37 0ff 7h3ir 4r53 70 534rch 7h3 3n7ir3 r00m f0r 7h3 TV r3m073 b3c4u53 7h3y r3fu53 70 w41k 70 7h3 TV 4nd ch4ng3 7h3 ch4nn31 m4nu411y. 3. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"Oh y0u ju57 w4n7 70 h4v3 y0ur c4k3 4nd 347 i7 700\". F*cking righ7! Wh47 g00d i5 4 c4k3 if y0u c4n\'7 347 i7? 4. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"i7\'5 41w4y5 7h3 1457 p14c3 y0u 100k\". Of c0ur53 i7 i5. Why 7h3 f*ck w0u1d y0u k33p 100king 4f73r y0u\'v3 f0und i7? D0 p30p13 d0 7hi5? Wh0 4nd wh3r3 4r3 7h3y? 5. Wh3n p30p13 54y whi13 w47ching 4 fi1m \"did y0u 533 7h47?\". N0 70553r, I p4id 10 quid 70 c0m3 70 7h3 cin3m4 4nd 574r3 47 7h3 f*cking f100r. 6. P30p13 wh0 45k \"C4n I 45k y0u 4 qu357i0n?\". Didn\'7 r3411y giv3 m3 4 ch0ic3 7h3r3, did y0u 5un5hin3? 7. Wh3n 50m37hing i5 \'n3w 4nd impr0v3d!\'. Which i5 i7? If i7\'5 n3w,7h3n 7h3r3 h45 n3v3r b33n 4ny7hing b3f0r3 i7. If i7\'5 4n impr0v3m3n7,7h3n 7h3r3 mu57 h4v3 b33n 50m37hing b3f0r3 i7. 8. Wh3n p30p13 54y \"1if3 i5 5h0r7\". Wh47 7h3 f*ck?? Lif3 i5 7h3 10ng357 d4mn 7hing 4ny0n3 3v3r f*cking d035!! Wh47 c4n y0u d0 7h47\'5 10ng3r? 9. Wh3n y0u 4r3 w4i7ing f0r 7h3 bu5 4nd 50m30n3 45k5, \"H45 7h3 bu5 c0m3 y37?\". If 7h3 bu5 c4m3 w0u1d I b3 574nding h3r3,Kn*bh34d? 10. P30p13 wh0 54y 7hing5 1ik3 \'My 3y35 4r3n\'7 wh47 7h3y u53d 70 b3\'. S0 wh47 did 7h3y u53 70 b3? 34r5, W311ing70n b0075? 11. Wh3n y0u\'r3 347ing 50m37hing 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'I5 7h47 nic3?\' N0 i7\'5 r3411y r3v017ing - I 41w4y5 347 57uff I h473. 12. P30p13 wh0 4nn0unc3 7h3y 4r3 g0ing 70 7h3 70i137. Th4nk5 7h47\'5 4n im4g3 I r3411y didn\'7 n33d. 13. McD0n41d5 574ff wh0 pr373nd 7h3y d0n\'7 und3r574nd y0u un1355 y0u in53r7 7h3 \'Mc\' b3f0r3 7h3 i73m y0u 4r3 0rd3ring.....I7\'5 h45 70 b3 4 McChick3n Burg3r, ju57 4 Chick3n Burg3r g37 b14nk 100k5. W311 I\'11 h4v3 4 McS7r4w 4nd j4m i7 in y0ur McEy35 y0u f*cking McT0553r. 14. Wh3n y0u inv01v3d in 4 4ccid3n7 4nd 50m30n3 45k5 \'4r3 y0u 41righ7?\' Y35 fin3 7h4nk5, I\'11 ju57 pick up my 1imb5 4nd b3 0ff.

niemand · 12 March 2004, 20:21

12 March 2004, 20:40

41w33r z0'n 70pic? Z0 33n h4dd3n w3 144757 00k, 0f w0rd ik g3k?

niemand · 12 March 2004, 20:44

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Irene!!!!
41w33r z0'n 70pic? Z0 33n h4dd3n w3 144757 00k, 0f w0rd ik g3k?

as je ff kijkt na de datum dat ik hem van heb ge upt

12 March 2004, 20:59

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Niemand
as je ff kijkt na de datum dat ik hem van heb ge upt

denk aan mijn haarkleur

20 February 2004, 13:03	#1
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20 February 2004, 13:54	#24
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20 February 2004, 14:11	#26
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