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Aan de Bar... Onder het genot van een denkbeeldig drankje kun je hier alles kwijt wat je nergens anders kwijt kunt. En het hoeft nergens over te gaan. Spammen en flamen is echter ook hier niet toegestaan! |
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Lid
Geregistreerd op: 12 April 2002
Locatie: Groningen
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!! |
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Medewerker
Geregistreerd op: 2 December 2003
Locatie: Noord-Brabant
Berichten: 13.129
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veteraan
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hihi
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hoi ik koop mijn vette dag aanbiedingen op http://aanbiedingvandaag.nl |
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Super Lid
Geregistreerd op: 15 August 2005
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I never would have loaded up a 44 and put myself behind a jail house door if it hadn't been for love. Four cold walls against my will but at least I know she's lying still. Four cold walls without parole, Lord have mercy on my soul. |
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Amanda
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Lowlands ja! |
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#6 |
Lid
Geregistreerd op: 1 September 2002
Locatie: leidschendam
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leuk
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We are two mariners, our ships' sole survivors in this belly of a whale |
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#7 |
Guest
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heheh hij is wel leuk
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#8 |
Lid
Geregistreerd op: 31 August 2006
Locatie: Haarlem
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Ja?
Geregistreerd op: 11 April 2003
Locatie: Amsterdam
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Er was eens... |
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#10 |
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![]() ![]() Das lachen, die vrouw moet haar eigen wel echt bijna doodgeschrokken hebbe
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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. |
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Super Lid
Geregistreerd op: 23 December 2002
Locatie: Utrecht
Berichten: 8.609
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haha leuk
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Uw advertentie hier? |
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