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18 January 2003, 19:28

*If it happens, it must be possible.
(Murphy's Laws)

*Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

*If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
(Schmidt's Law )

*Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers

*It's only illegal if you get caught..

*Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world.

*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

*Trying is the first step towards failure

*There's no "I" in "team", but there's one in "Kiss my ass!"

*Love your enemies, they'll hate it!

*The statement below is true
The statement above is false
(Psychological Paradox)

*All wisdom ends in paradox

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18 January 2003, 19:28	#16
lief-heksje Guest Berichten: n/a	If it happens, it must be possible. (Murphy's Laws) Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage. If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. (Schmidt's Law ) Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers It's only illegal if you get caught.. Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Trying is the first step towards failure There's no "I" in "team", but there's one in "Kiss my ass!" Love your enemies, they'll hate it! The statement below is true The statement above is false (Psychological Paradox) All wisdom ends in paradox