Alcohol

3 February 2004, 09:27

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Bird Of Prey · 3 February 2004, 09:36

Nu weten we waarom alle producten in de VS zo groot zijn

WishfulDreaming · 3 February 2004, 09:56

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Originally posted by Bird Of Prey
Nu weten we waarom alle producten in de VS zo groot zijn

Ik denk niet dat het in puntgrote 72 er op staat hoor

Sedes · 3 February 2004, 10:02

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Originally posted by Saartje18
Ik denk niet dat het in puntgrote 72 er op staat hoor

Ik denk dat het er niet op staat

WishfulDreaming · 3 February 2004, 10:08

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Originally posted by Sedes
Ik denk dat het er niet op staat

Ik zie het al voor me :

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Setragasj · 3 February 2004, 10:10

op tabak staat het anders wel zo groot.

Sander · 3 February 2004, 10:10

OMG!!!! kan ik ervan zwanger worden

WishfulDreaming · 3 February 2004, 10:11

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Originally posted by Instructio4
op tabak staat het anders wel zo groot.

Ja, maar moesten ze het op bierflesjes ook zo groot willen zetten, moesten ze van 33cl naar 1 liter gaan ofzo...

WishfulDreaming · 3 February 2004, 10:12

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Originally posted by Sander0201
OMG!!!! kan ik ervan zwanger worden

Je kan altijd proberen een condoom over je flesje te trekken?

Sander · 3 February 2004, 10:12

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Originally posted by Saartje18
Je kan altijd proberen een condoom over je flesje te trekken?

bah bah

Setragasj · 3 February 2004, 10:14

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Originally posted by Saartje18
Ja, maar moesten ze het op bierflesjes ook zo groot willen zetten, moesten ze van 33cl naar 1 liter gaan ofzo...

hm ja.. dat kan natuurlijk ook. of gewoon bij ieder flesje een a4-tje dr aan vast plakken.

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Originally posted by Saartje18
Je kan altijd proberen een condoom over je flesje te trekken?

3 February 2004, 10:16

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Originally posted by FiZz

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

Sander · 3 February 2004, 10:19

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WishfulDreaming · 3 February 2004, 10:53

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Originally posted by Sander0201
bah bah

Veiligheid boven alles

Sander · 3 February 2004, 10:55

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Originally posted by Saartje18
Veiligheid boven alles

condooms met biersmaak dan zeker

3 February 2004, 09:27	#1
FiZz Guest Berichten: n/a	Alcohol Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

3 February 2004, 09:36	#2
Bird Of Prey the bearded lady Geregistreerd op: 14 January 2002 Locatie: Amsterdam Berichten: 6.828	Nu weten we waarom alle producten in de VS zo groot zijn __________________ What do the innocent know, except what the guilty teach them.

3 February 2004, 10:10	#6
Setragasj mycodenameis:edman Geregistreerd op: 22 July 2003 Berichten: 7.207	op tabak staat het anders wel zo groot. __________________ Handtekening die je kunt laten weergeven onder iedere reactie.

3 February 2004, 10:10	#7
Sander Medewerker Geregistreerd op: 2 December 2003 Locatie: Noord-Brabant Berichten: 13.129	OMG!!!! kan ik ervan zwanger worden __________________ six is afraid of seven. because 7 8 9

3 February 2004, 10:19	#13
Sander Medewerker Geregistreerd op: 2 December 2003 Locatie: Noord-Brabant Berichten: 13.129	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. __________________ six is afraid of seven. because 7 8 9