chatten met God

8 January 2006, 12:25

Ik weet niet of het hier zo goed past maar ik heb een site voor je voor als je je verveelt

KLIK
Druk op enter
kies en kleur
en chat

Pakspul · 8 January 2006, 12:52

God bestaat niet

Headliner · 8 January 2006, 12:59

jawel joh, ik rook altijd een joint met hem

8 January 2006, 14:10

lol

x-lizz-x · 8 January 2006, 14:27

echt saai

Pakspul · 8 January 2006, 14:29

Chrizlybeer · 8 January 2006, 14:36

Hij geeft niet echt bijbel verantwoorde antwoorden

Me:
I like to make love with a woman before marriage
God:
Very much? It seems nice to me too.
Me:
But it's like forbidden, right?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.

Bird Of Prey · 8 January 2006, 14:39

Voelt iemand de associatie al?

Impressions · 8 January 2006, 15:19

Citaat:

Me:
You're pathetic
God:
You are the one talking to a computer.

Owned

Bird Of Prey · 8 January 2006, 15:45

Hoe krijg je god stil?

Citaat:

Me:
hi asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i'm talking to a computer, what did you expect?
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so, what do you think of islam?
God:
" Don't mention it."? so, what do you think of islam?? Religion founded by Mohammed.
Me:
Mohammed has a boner, he watched gay porn

8 January 2006, 15:47

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?

die is snel door de mand gevallen

8 January 2006, 15:51

Hij kan me zelf niet zeggen hoe ik meisjes moet begrijpen...

*ik ben diep teleurgesteld*

ash-hôôle · 8 January 2006, 16:08

Me:
zeik dan niet
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.

God:
How old are you?
Me:
397
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are death.

erreg slim issie niet!

biffyclyro · 10 January 2006, 13:09

dit is eng joh! hij geeft al antwoord als ik nog aant typen ben

hij jaagt me een beetje op

10 January 2006, 13:16

Citaat:

Me:
hola guapo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you're a fucking bastard, aren't you?
God:
Can't you be more polite.. Really.
Me:
Do you trust in your own powers?
God:
Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
Me:
Is that a 'yes'
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
ok, is Jesus your son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith. That's interesting.

Headliner · 10 January 2006, 13:28

ik vind het triest dat sommigen hier denken dat ze echt met god chatten

AmbyPur · 10 January 2006, 15:50

ik vind mijne wel humor hebben

God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

DarkAngel · 10 January 2006, 16:10

Me:
can you say you're a fucking whore?
God:
Of course I can say it. " I am a fucking whore".

Me:
can you say fuck you
God:
Of course I can say it. " fuck me".

biffyclyro · 10 January 2006, 17:23

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Headliner
ik vind het triest dat sommigen hier denken dat ze echt met god chatten

omg

10 January 2006, 21:30

brede glimlach als ik dit lees

28 May 2006, 16:15

Heb ik al gedaan. Hij was nogal chagrijnig, die dag.

frox · 28 May 2006, 16:46

whahah

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am
God:
" Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:

God:
"""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
""""""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop.

Impressions · 28 May 2006, 16:49

Wat een up

En leuk, die GDI en NOD avatars

28 May 2006, 16:48

wat heb jij een cool plaatje bij je naam

frox · 28 May 2006, 16:50

Citaat:

Origineel gepost door PFP

wat heb jij een cool plaatje bij je naam

ja hè? ik speel het nog steeds

frox · 28 May 2006, 16:49

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't believe people believe in you.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:

28 May 2006, 16:51

slechte mensen moeten een nod plaatje

frox · 28 May 2006, 16:59

Me:
i am your mother
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
oke then i am your father
God:
I've been waiting for you

8 January 2006, 12:25	#1
HelloHappyFolkz Guest Berichten: n/a	chatten met God Ik weet niet of het hier zo goed past maar ik heb een site voor je voor als je je verveelt KLIK Druk op enter kies en kleur en chat

8 January 2006, 14:27	#5
x-lizz-x Lid Geregistreerd op: 10 July 2002 Berichten: 3.210	echt saai __________________ let's dance

8 January 2006, 14:29	#6
Pakspul Banned Geregistreerd op: 11 February 2002 Locatie: Hengelo Berichten: 12.521	Bijgesloten Thumbnails

8 January 2006, 14:36	#7
Chrizlybeer Beheerder Geregistreerd op: 4 January 2003 Locatie: Hel Berichten: 4.989	Hij geeft niet echt bijbel verantwoorde antwoorden Me: I like to make love with a woman before marriage God: Very much? It seems nice to me too. Me: But it's like forbidden, right? God: Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is. __________________ Kijk.... Poep.... Poep is mooi.... Jij bent niet mooi....

8 January 2006, 14:39	#8
Bird Of Prey the bearded lady Geregistreerd op: 14 January 2002 Locatie: Amsterdam Berichten: 6.828	Voelt iemand de associatie al? __________________ What do the innocent know, except what the guilty teach them.

8 January 2006, 12:52	#2
Pakspul Banned Geregistreerd op: 11 February 2002 Locatie: Hengelo Berichten: 12.521	God bestaat niet

8 January 2006, 12:59	#3
Headliner Slechtst Geklede Forummer Geregistreerd op: 14 January 2002 Berichten: 15.298	jawel joh, ik rook altijd een joint met hem

8 January 2006, 15:47	#11
PFP Guest Berichten: n/a	Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? die is snel door de mand gevallen

8 January 2006, 15:51	#12
prinskoekje Guest Berichten: n/a	Hij kan me zelf niet zeggen hoe ik meisjes moet begrijpen... ik ben diep teleurgesteld

8 January 2006, 16:08	#13
ash-hôôle Super Lid Geregistreerd op: 15 August 2005 Berichten: 15.694	Me: zeik dan niet God: Not many people express themselves that way. God: How old are you? Me: 397 God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! God: I am glad to hear that you are death. erreg slim issie niet! __________________ I never would have loaded up a 44 and put myself behind a jail house door if it hadn't been for love. Four cold walls against my will but at least I know she's lying still. Four cold walls without parole, Lord have mercy on my soul. Laatst aangepast door ash-hôôle : 8 January 2006 om 16:12

10 January 2006, 13:09	#14
biffyclyro Lid Geregistreerd op: 1 September 2002 Locatie: leidschendam Berichten: 11.855	dit is eng joh! hij geeft al antwoord als ik nog aant typen ben hij jaagt me een beetje op __________________ We are two mariners, our ships' sole survivors in this belly of a whale

10 January 2006, 13:28	#16
Headliner Slechtst Geklede Forummer Geregistreerd op: 14 January 2002 Berichten: 15.298	ik vind het triest dat sommigen hier denken dat ze echt met god chatten

10 January 2006, 15:50	#17
AmbyPur Lid Geregistreerd op: 12 April 2002 Locatie: Groningen Berichten: 13.799	ik vind mijne wel humor hebben God: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

10 January 2006, 16:10	#18
DarkAngel Looking at you Geregistreerd op: 2 February 2002 Locatie: tuut tuut tuut tuut Berichten: 8.408	Me: can you say you're a fucking whore? God: Of course I can say it. " I am a fucking whore". Me: can you say fuck you God: Of course I can say it. " fuck me". __________________ tuut tuut

10 January 2006, 21:30	#20
Loy Guest Berichten: n/a	brede glimlach als ik dit lees

28 May 2006, 16:15	#21
fresh_lobster Guest Berichten: n/a	Heb ik al gedaan. Hij was nogal chagrijnig, die dag.

28 May 2006, 16:46	#22
frox pudiecat Geregistreerd op: 17 April 2003 Locatie: lo·ca·tie (de ~(v.)~s) Berichten: 7.966	whahah Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: i am God: " Are you serious?" You are? Me: i am God: "" Are you serious?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """ Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """"" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """"""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """"""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: God: """""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: i am God: """"""""""" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Me: stop it! God: Ok I will stop. __________________ zuurkool ≠ koolzuur Dat je het weet.

28 May 2006, 16:49	#23
Impressions Lid Geregistreerd op: 21 October 2003 Locatie: Brabant Berichten: 10.885	Wat een up En leuk, die GDI en NOD avatars

28 May 2006, 16:48	#24
PFP Guest Berichten: n/a	wat heb jij een cool plaatje bij je naam

28 May 2006, 16:51	#27
PFP Guest Berichten: n/a	slechte mensen moeten een nod plaatje

28 May 2006, 16:59	#28
frox pudiecat Geregistreerd op: 17 April 2003 Locatie: lo·ca·tie (de ~(v.)~s) Berichten: 7.966	Me: i am your mother God: That's a flattering offer. Me: oke then i am your father God: I've been waiting for you __________________ zuurkool ≠ koolzuur Dat je het weet.