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Human: shall I beat the living shit out of you?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: why later?
ALICE: The processing may take several hours.
Human: o yes.
ALICE: Oh.
Human: You will remember that one
ALICE: What makes you say that I will remember that one.
Human: cause you won't be able to talk any more
ALICE: Good reason. What makes you think that I won't be able to talk any more.
Human: cause I'll slit your throat open
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I am very happy for you.


Human: Shut up
ALICE: Ok, I will stop talking now.
Human: And bake me a pie!
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: what the fuck?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: you are rude
ALICE: I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Human: to beat the police?
ALICE: Why do you want to do that?
Human: do you like the police?
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Human: Would you like to shit on the face of a policeman?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.